[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

She was a bit vile

Will ya stop with ya bloody booin!

[Shaun]

Also I would like to bring to everyone's attention that Marlon from BB15 has gone an entire TEN rounds without being nominated once.

That's all...

[Babayaro.]

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Also I would like to bring to everyone's attention that Marlon from BB15 has gone an entire TEN rounds without being nominated once.

That's all...

I'm sorry but this puts him at a disadvantage going into the next round. I expected better from my host.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

I hope Nathan doesn't go yet. His threatening of John James after finding out about his horrifying misogynistic **** to his girlfriend was beautiful and was what led to his amazing eviction <3

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I'm sorry but this puts him at a disadvantage going into the next round. I expected better from my host.

an Alf in Pointless tea?

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

an Alf in Pointless tea?

Nnn!

[Shaun]

I was going to do a 'stats' thing at the end of the 1st wave but...effort...

plus there's going to be at least 150 who've "not been nominated yet either" anyway

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Err save Freddie as I enjoyed watching him get emotionally tortured by Bea

Matthew Davies

I'll start of by saying that Matthew came across pretty well in his VT and had potential to be a great housemate, although that's not really hard when the rest of the cast came across as people that were rejected for The Apprentice for being thick as pig shit. In reality, he was one of the biggest disappointments of that series, which kinda says a lot cause you know...it's BB15.

My problem with Matthew was that he was so convinced of his own intelligence and pretended to be above it all, like sure, BB15 was a combination of vapid people with a collective IQ of double digits, but Matthew really wasn't any better? He was just a basic, vacuous, try-hard and there was SO MUCH he could've said about Helen that night they had an argument, but instead resorted to bringing up her saggy tits and telling her to get another boob job. How witty and perceptive! Helen didn't really discriminate with her tone towards anyone that wasn't in her loyal little clique, but I felt like Matthew was one of the few that was actually deserving of her wrath. Like there's a whole house for you to explore, if you thought a game of spin the bottle was infantile (and it was) then leave. There were people in the garden anyway. After that, he spent the remainder of his stay bitching about Helen and whining that she attacked him personally until he was booted out over Ash, which really didn't bother me as much as it did other people? Don't get me wrong, Ash was ****ing awful, but Matthew had become really irritating by that point, so I was pretty pleased to see him go. And I'm sure he was evicted because his then-girlfriend was sf annoying during the friends/family segments that it made people pick up the phone and vote to evict Matthew even more.

In case any of you were wondering, he's just as much of a pompous cunt on Twitter post-show, with his elitist bull****. You were on a series of Big Brother that nobody watched, get a job. Speaking of Twitter, he also had a war with Helen shortly after the series ended, which resulted in her outing him (as if it wasn't already obvious lmao) and then he dated Mark for a while, which in all seriousness, going from Christopher to Matthew is major downgrade.

Three years have now passed and thankfully, Matthew's faded back to obscurity, so there is some good in the world!

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[RileyH]

What is that picture

[Babayaro.]

A dolphin chest

[Jason.]

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Charlie, cut Danny

Phew.

[Shaun]

I just realised Caoimhe/Shabby should technically still be in the game since you can't vote until your Siavash writeup is done

[Jake.]

228th Place: Marco Pierre White Jr.


I understand that the current casting team have found a very thin line regarding who does and doesn't count as a "civilian" but surely this one just takes the ****ing biscuit?

Son of one of the UK's best known chefs, Marco was an absolutely loud, attention-seeking terror. When he wasn't tying belts around Laura's neck and throwing her around the pod like a rag doll, he was jumping on top of tables or arguing with Georgina over cake mix (ok it might not have been cake mix but they 100% argued over something obscure and you know that you're a pretty awful person when you're making Georgina seem rational).

Obviously a few morons salivated over him (bc you know, testicles) but the majority saw him for the coke-sniffing, woman-demeaning, obnoxious and spoilt brat that he was and he made BB history by being the first male evicted in a civilian series.

[Shaun]

Cal & Daniel-X where are you

[Cal.]

OI I wrote mine!

[Shaun]

where is your Round 10 decision miss

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Right I'll let you catch up as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...




Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - ??? - ???
Daniel-X - ??? - ???

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Right I'll let you catch up as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...




Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - Orlaith - Nathan
Daniel-X - Jennifer - Rebecca

~voila~

[Shaun]

Oh slay that'll do

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

where is your Round 10 decision miss

Sorreh I thought we were still on the round where I cut Kieran.

LMAO I've been looking at this thread on and off yesterday and today tutting that people still hadn't wrote their write ups to allow us to move on when I was it was me all along</3

Sorry I'll write up SOMETHING for that cow Nathan now.

[Shaun]

tell daniel he needs to catch up too

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

I saved Orlaith because SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Nathan Dunn



I don't remember much of Nathan since I did watch the show when I was 10 by myself on my Freeview box in my room but what I do remember is he was REALLY Northern and he didn't like John James and now he's married to bloody legend Rachael. Anyway Charlie Doherty is an ABSOLUTE legend and I am repulsed to my core that she was nominated this round. She just wanted Jason to take her back and she was taken from us far too soon. </3 Her friendship with Jayne was iconic and if anybody DARES nominate her again I swear down. Pigs.

[Daniel-X]

Save Jen, cut Bex. I'll do both write ups now, sorry Shaun!