[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I took Standard Grade Art but withdrew from it after the first few weeks because i was absolutely ****

i was pretty close to getting chucked out of the course anyway, long story, involving clay, a 15 year old Scottish kid’s dirty mind and a teacher who just threw everything into the kiln

basically our Will, who I live with now, “no ballsed” me to make a willy out of clay, so I did. Our utter dildo of a teacher decided to put it into the furnace anyway and when the head of Art took everything out of the furnace and I was the only one without anything…

I was quickly removed from class and summoned to his office, where I was warned with “expulsion from the faculty” if this sort of behaviour continued. No doubt I would, so I swapped it for Chemistry which was ****ING **** but it turned out the head of Art was shagging my Business teacher so you know…