[jaxie]

There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best

I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet

[user104658]

Originally Posted by jaxie

There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best

I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet

There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

Never say I'm a one trick tory writing pony.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by jaxie

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod Pest

fixed it

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by jaxie

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which stung him so long
On his massive big shlong
And stopped him from having a Wee

fixed