[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Mind you some of the deals from Dominos are not to be sniffed at

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

[Cherie]

I thought money for food was scare never mind cocaine

I'm high on life today

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'm high on life today

Looks like Mr C gave Cherie a full 12 points last night

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Looks like Mr C gave Cherie a full 12 points last night

it's the sunny weather that does it for me these days

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by Cherie

it's the sunny weather that does it for me these days

It’s lovely Cherie - a good dose of one of life’s natural highs - sunshine. Love it!

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Brillopad

It’s lovely Cherie - a good dose of one of life’s natural highs - sunshine. Love it!

and cheap!

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'm high on life today

Nah it's cocaine, someone slipped it in your breakfast.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

In the case of MANY of the THOUSANDS of long-term unemployed who I personally know your humour is actually FACTUAL.

Drug dealing, weed growing, cigs and alcohol smuggling and selling, DIAMOND smuggling, Organised shoplifting, brothel running, and even immigrant smuggling at £8,000 per body - although those unemployed responsible are now in jail - all help these poor unfortunate jobless to 'survive'.

I could take you by the hand and show you gleaming LUXURY cars parked outside council houses.

I will now await for the usual backlash calling me a liar.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I could take you by the hand and show you gleaming LUXURY cars parked outside council houses.

It's a date!