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Old 28-03-2011, 02:39 PM #1
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"I wanted a strawberry tart"


Nice try
it is not from Our Cafe
so stick it back in you bag.
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"Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract. "


We have to see you perform , first.
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We have to see you perform , first.
I will not be performing in this greasy spoon, it stinks. I don't want hair in my food. And why are the customer smoking inside? It's illegal. Sort this trash out.
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"My waitress cant speak English"


She is Not our staff
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I will take down her name and spank her address
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"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
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"Sort this trash out. "


No Judas
you are in Error.
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"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
I know. It stinks. Dirty Smokers filling the place, this is not what I want.

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No Judas
you are in Error.
That's not what the hygiene inspector thinks, when they found this in your tea bags.


Close it down. Clean it out.
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...and what is THIS doing in the sugar??
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"Close it "


Again you are in Error.

We have a smoking area in our massive garden Area.
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Nice try
put it back in your bag.
No refunds for LT the trickster.
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I found droppinngs in my tea. This is the last straw. Arista is now £50, 000 in debt. He must either sell or lease this **** hole.





You dirty bas-ard arista, why did you let this place get so dirty and turn into such a crack den? Murdoch would be ashamed.

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"I found droppinngs in my tea. "


You must be on a high or Something
That is Not Our cafe in Ireland.

political nutter part is ideal for you.
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Duncan Bannatyne has made arista an offer to turn it into a healthy cafe. Utter Fact.
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We did not need him
we have done it on our own.

Today
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