[ChristmasNeeve]

I won't have much Internet over the weekend Ben so if it's possible to know what next task is tonight or tomorrow morning that would be great (unless the deadline for the next one is after the weekend?)

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Speaking of Ben's alleged croc fetish... I saw this today:



Microsoft Launches Windows XP-Themed Crocs with Nostalgic Jibbitz
https://www.windowscentral.com/micro...imum-nerd-cred

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I won't have much Internet over the weekend Ben so if it's possible to know what next task is tonight or tomorrow morning that would be great (unless the deadline for the next one is after the weekend?)

New task will be tonight.

Originally Posted by Maru

Speaking of Ben's alleged croc fetish... I saw this today:



Microsoft Launches Windows XP-Themed Crocs with Nostalgic Jibbitz
https://www.windowscentral.com/micro...imum-nerd-cred

I’ll have 2 pairs pls. X

[ChristmasNeeve]

I won't have Internet tonight until Monday morning, how long will we have to submit?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I won't have Internet tonight until Monday morning, how long will we have to submit?

Neem are you and Gav going through a wardrobe of fur coats into Narnia every weekend or wot?

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Crimson Dynamo

Neem are you and Gav going through a wardrobe of fur coats into Narnia every weekend or wot?

almost, we had Internet but it's gone again and we need to get a new provider, it's right in the mountains, no phone signal either, it's kind of good at the same time

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

almost, we had Internet but it's gone again and we need to get a new provider, it's right in the mountains, no phone signal either, it's kind of good at the same time

Where are you this weekend? Or is this at home?

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Where are you this weekend? Or is this at home?

We're in Kerry, we have a house there we go to at the weekends, it was a renovation project but the house is pretty much done now

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

We're in Kerry, we have a house there we go to at the weekends, it was a renovation project but the house is pretty much done now

Ahh was this the one you showed us a while back?

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Ahh was this the one you showed us a while back?

I was trying to think if I posted a picture on the forum, i know I did in the Towers but I think I posted a picture of a rug I bought for it because you said it sounded awful

PS will I have time to do the task or not?

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I was trying to think if I posted a picture on the forum, i know I did in the Towers but I think I posted a picture of a rug I bought for it because you said it sounded awful

PS will I have time to do the task or not?

Oh yes! It was the right photo which showed the room!

The task today? Yeah you’ll have time today. What time are you off?

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Oh yes! It was the right photo which showed the room!



The task today? Yeah you’ll have time today. What time are you off?

I'll be gone at 1pm and won't be back until Monday morning

[The Human Santapede]

Just a note, I’ll be sending Niamh Round 4 tasks now as she’s away for the weekend without much access to internet. The rest of you will get the task later this afternoon after the results.

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon me to starve because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru. Your choices were wrong.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Maru

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Maru

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon me to starve because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru. Your choices were wrong.

…and you know what the volcano gods did to the last person who didn’t bring their Doritos…?…turned their wretched shrivelled and sunken Doritoless heads into hats is what…

[The Human Santapede]

That hat

[ChristmasNeeve]

I know, that is truly terrifying

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I know, that is truly terrifying

Don’t forget to tell me when you’re ready for the main task.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Don’t forget to tell me when you’re ready for the main task.

Oh sorry I'm ready!

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Oh sorry I'm ready!

On its way to you now.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

On its way to you now.

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…and you know what the volcano gods did to the last person who didn’t bring their Doritos…?…turned their wretched shrivelled and sunken Doritoless heads into hats is what…

That hat is enough to give me nightmares.

[The Human Santapede]

ROUND 3

Good afternoon my willing participants in this fresh torture I’ve put upon you.

You were tasked with two challenges again to impress the Task Master. The first being to find the best word and why it is the best word.

My particular favourite word is ‘globule’ as it sounds funny to say and is great to chuck into a random insult to somebody to confuse them.

But, luckily the Task Master isn’t judging me. They are judging you. Let’s see what you all opted for…

[The Human Santapede]

MARU

Spoiler:

My best word is "COCKWOMBLE". Not only is it fun to say, but it's useful as an insult. It will confuse your enemies as they won't see it coming (no pun intended) and they'll stay confused trying to determine the full essence of "cockwomble". Maybe that's why it ends in womble, which means "to wamble".