[LemonJam]

Having to look after 3 drunk friends at the same time... in the middle of central london... fml

[LemonJam]

ok one managed to get lost at a chip shop while one just threw up scrambled eggs over himself someone help me.

[Shaun]

tell him you're pregnant

[LemonJam]

just did and he believed me for a second rofl

[Ammi]

..waking up before the heating goes on..cold hands, cold feet, cold nose...

[Sophiee]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..waking up before the heating goes on..cold hands, cold feet, cold nose...

this. I think my house is colder than outside today .

[King Gizzard]

Heightist door frames, hit my head on my door frame and the post office door frame today

[AnnieK]

Not being able to have the house to myself and make a duvet nest.....

[King Gizzard]

do it anyway

Not being able to swap ginger pube stories in annies sex nest.

[MTVN]

Virgin media have suddenly blocked a lot of my streaming sites, is some kind of sick joke

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Virgin media have suddenly blocked a lot of my streaming sites, is some kind of sick joke

virgin suck use a proxy server.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Virgin media have suddenly blocked a lot of my streaming sites, is some kind of sick joke

..I've had a site saved on favourites that I've been watching American Horror Story on and it's been blocked as well...and all the other streaming sites I've tried have also been blocked.....

[Marc]

'Streaming sites' aye

[Marc]

My overuse of codeine has stopped it having as much of an effect on me

[smeagol]

is this geneal chat or chat and agmes i cant tell whats general chat if not anythin in general, this irritates me me

also jumped sad pathetic people who enjoy spoilin other peoples fun irritates me

[King Gizzard]

welcome to the future of the internet

[King Gizzard]

where you have to pay for everything even when you pay for internet already

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

got hit by a motorbike today and walked up like nothing had happened. If it wasn't for the people asking me if i'm alright, the lady that waited for me til the ambulance, it really would have felt like nothing had happened
Everyone was looking at me like what the hell how is she alright? I suppose i'ma bad ass...for now

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

got hit by a motorbike today and walked up like nothing had happened. If it wasn't for the people asking me if i'm alright, the lady that waited for me til the ambulance, it really would have felt like nothing had happened
Everyone was looking at me like what the hell how is she alright? I suppose i'ma bad ass...for now

....aww wow, Ceecee.....I hope you're feeling ok today...the lengths you go to, to get a nice young paramedic's attention......

[Ammi]

..feeling that you want to go back to sleep when you know that everyone else is about to wake up, so you can't...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Ammi

....aww wow, Ceecee.....I hope you're feeling ok today...the lengths you go to, to get a nice young paramedic's attention......

lol went to emergency later. The doc was cute but undeniably gay. Still when he was like "does it hurt when I touch you here "

anyways to put glue on my open wound on the crown. thank god I didn't need stitches.

[King Gizzard]

sucks

[Drew.]

Novo.

[Ammi]

..on behalf of Novo and every other decent upstanding/outraged member on here, I have just reported you, Drew....