[Drew.]

[MB.]

My human representative has arrived

[Shaun]

A huge thank you to Simon, there, for kicking things off with a bang! There truly is no business like Eurovision showbiz...ness...
Are you done with that abomination of an introduction?
I would like to get through this ceremony without at least one death threat, Augustine.
You won't enjoy some of the performances, then.
That is true tbf
tbh
But enough of our banter! We must get things underway, and our first act this evening is from the tiny republic of San Marino!
George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[Mokka]

Here for Showbiz getting his extra 30 sec of fame

[LukeB]

good luck everyone

[Jøsh]

George Bush... YOU RACIST MOFO.

Plus good luck too!

[Firewire]

racism? I bet this one is Caitlin's

[kirklancaster]

Perched for this (see how I'm learning this new fangled lingo? )

Seriously - Looking forward to all the entries.

[T*]

in case you needed more entertainment whilst reading this, how to win eurovision is on BBC3 in a bit

[Shaun]

no postcard for them because they were late to the party...

[Shaun]

Country: San Marino
Performer: Andy Selva
Plea: We are a small country of only 32,000 and have sent forth a song we have written over many of weeks, please vote for us and bring some happiness to our shores for the first time in history

I know when he's been on your mind
That distant look is in your eyes
I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over



It's not the way I choose to live
And somewhere something's got to give
As sharing in this relationship gets older, older

You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight someone who isn't even there!!!!



I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you and I don't care if that's not fair!!!

Cos I want it all!!!!!!!
Or nothing at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me
I'm sharing you with memories
I feel it in my heart but I don't show it , show it



Then there's times you look at me
As though I'm all that you could see
Those times I don't believe it's right I know it , know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well
I had the rest of you now I want the best of you it's time to show and tell

Cos I want it all
Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all

Cos you and I
Could lose it all if you've got no more room
No more inside for me in your life

Cos I want it all
Or Nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
It's now or never

Is it all
Or Nothing at all
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall

.

[Niamh.]

[MB.]

[T*]

when did they even say they were performing i am shocked and appalled

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

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someone is already drunk

[Firewire]

Do I need to know who he is to get it?

[Jarrod]

[T*]

[LukeB]

great job who ever it was

[Drew.]

Westlife?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Do I need to know who he is to get it?

idgi either

[Glenn.]

That was beautiful

[Jarrod]

Originally Posted by Tøm

idgi either

Glad I'm not the only one tbh

[Jay.]

*pretends to understand the the san marino language*

oh yes well done

[Shaun]

Remind me never to go to San Marino, darling.
I'm not helping you with shit. Let's head to Russia instead.