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The stage is decorated like a war torn battle ground; backing dancers dressed as soldiers in tank tops and short shorts appear to do battle with camp high kicks and laser guns that flash neon across the background. A large piece of fuselage lowers from the ceiling and standing atop it is the Russian superstar, Badimir "No Diss" Putin. Normally known for his East Coast raps, "No Diss" is here to perform a mid tempo track called Air Space.
(To the tune of...) Spoiler: Air Space - Badimir No Diss Putin Nice to meet you I’m Putin I rule Russia and I’m shootin’ Rivals, gay men, lesbi-ans Saw Ukraine and I thought “oh my god Look at that land, I’m going in, to take command Black Sea base, wanna taaake it!” We’ve got money so don’t try I’ll defeat you ‘cause I’m fearlessly Gonna fight you on the sly And I know you heard about B-U-Ks But let’s pretend You didn’t know, my Europe friends Grab your passports and come to Minsk, We can fight the bad guys together like grown men. So it's gonna be clever I’m gonna shoot it down in flames Why’d you go and fly it over The fight in the Ukraine M H one seven explodes We’ll say that it’s a shame But you know we want to expose The U-S-of-A! ‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West We'll take this way too far Crimea’s getting annexed, and We’ll say tata Tatar Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers I’ll use them for my gain But you’re in my air space baby So I shot your plane. Pussy Riot Nemtsov died Litvinenko took a toxic drink Edward Snowden gets to hide I’m the king baby and I think I should, get what I want Occupy, them for ten months But the worst is yet to come! Oh no! Caucus: Georgia, Chechen wars, I can make all of NATO scream Our back garden’s full of brawls Stop you interfering like “oh my god Don’t do that!” I get drunk, take ecstasy Do what I want, ‘cause I’m Putin ‘Cause darling I'm a nightmare and I kill drag queens. So it's gonna be clever I’m gonna shoot it down in flames Why’d you go and fly it over The fight in the Ukraine M H one seven explodes We’ll say that it’s a shame But you know we want to expose The U-S-of-A! ‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West We'll take this way too far Crimea’s getting annexed, and We’ll say tata Tatar Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers I’ll use them for my gain But you’re in my air space baby So I shot your plane. We only want war, guns and torture Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you We only want war, guns and torture Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you! So it's gonna be clever I’m gonna shoot it down in flames Why’d you go and fly it over The fight in the Ukraine M H one seven explodes We’ll say that it’s a shame But you know we want to expose The U-S-of-A! ‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West We'll take this way too far Crimea’s getting annexed, and We’ll say tata Tatar Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers I’ll use them for my gain But you’re in my air space baby So I shot the plane.
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Banned
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very well done
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the winner imo
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Texas Forever
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#389 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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Oh I didn;t see the San marino one
-goes back to see it-
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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