[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by MiuMiu

Ya lol, that's true haha.

Can you just pretend your a Zombie?
I mean, theres a big crowd of Zombies walking down a street ok?
All wailing and moaning and dragging their feet.
Couldn't you just slip in there, maybe tear up your clothes a little, start maoning like a porn star and dragging one of your feet?

They'd hardly notice would they....? If you were a brilliant actor like. Meryl Streep all the way.....

You could take you chances I guess, but what happens if you were to stumble past a zombie film critic, who saw through your bad acting (or good acting, but critics are rarely happy) and then bit off half your face and neck in true zombie style.

What would you even go out for? A stroll round the park?

Or are you just trying to loot all the good stuff before I come out of my hole?

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Thankfully its hard enough now to get up into the attic, so thats not an issue about a zombie attack from that direction. It might get cold up there as well, especially if you are living on top of all the insulation, the house would be warm but you cold.....

I assume that you would also be making some form of ladder to go up and down to the bathroom rather than taking aim from a height? That could prove to be messy after a very short while....

I wouldn't need to make a ladder, I would have the one I used to climb into the attic.. But aiming from a height might keep me amused for a while as you were right about the telly being too big..

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

I wouldn't need to make a ladder, I would have the one I used to climb into the attic.. But aiming from a height might keep me amused for a while as you were right about the telly being too big..

You should get some power extension cables as well, so you can have the laptop up there. (I assume laptop) they are so much cheaper than an actual computer and they are the pretty much the same, I dont know what a PC does differently than a lap top?) or maybe my PC was just that old. lol

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

You should get some power extension cables as well, so you can have the laptop up there. (I assume laptop) they are so much cheaper than an actual computer and they are the pretty much the same, I dont know what a PC does differently than a lap top?) or maybe my PC was just that old. lol

Oh I hadn't thought about extension cables!! My microwave idea is now valid again!

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oh I hadn't thought about extension cables!! My microwave idea is now valid again!

See, this is exactly why I started this thread, I feel I made your world a little safer now. Its good to plan these things out.

My work is nearly done.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

See, this is exactly why I started this thread, I feel I made your world a little safer now. Its good to plan these things out.

My work is nearly done.

Oh I agree... these things have to be given thought!

I used to work in a pet shop when I was young and I used to plan if (sort of) the same thing happened and I was trapped in the shop, what I would eat first..(not the animals you understand)

I decided on the dogs choccy buttons first, followed by the (plain) bonio biscuits..

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oh I agree... these things have to be given thought!

I used to work in a pet shop when I was young and I used to plan if (sort of) the same thing happened and I was trapped in the shop, what I would eat first..(not the animals you understand)

I decided on the dogs choccy buttons first, followed by the (plain) bonio biscuits..

Haha I know what to get you for Xmas now.

At work we sell chew things for pets - including a bag of pigs ears, hmm, so so wrong.

[Jords]

Id go outside and greet these zombie people, then become friends with them and teach them to jump through hoops of fire and juggle with chainsaws, that is, if they decided I was allowed to live

[MiuMiu]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

You could take you chances I guess, but what happens if you were to stumble past a zombie film critic, who saw through your bad acting (or good acting, but critics are rarely happy) and then bit off half your face and neck in true zombie style.

What would you even go out for? A stroll round the park?

Or are you just trying to loot all the good stuff before I come out of my hole?

I forgot about the looting.
How cool would that be???
You could just nab whatever you wanted.


But, DAMN YOU!
You're so right.
Those damn critic zombies!


But i'd give it an owld go anyways lol.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Haha I know what to get you for Xmas now.

At work we sell chew things for pets - including a bag of pigs ears, hmm, so so wrong.

Oh I know.. we used to sell all types of pig body parts for dogs to chew on ; ears, trotters, penises! It is wrong, I used to hate handling them!!

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by Jords

Id go outside and greet these zombie people, then become friends with them and teach them to jump through hoops of fire and juggle with chainsaws, that is, if they decided I was allowed to live

Well thats nice to see some compassion, but the odds are you're not going to survive, and as such be a zombie as well.

Dr Gonzo, Enid and now Jords are definately dead,
MiuMiu and Sir Dairy of Roomus are hanging on
Its only Dezzy, Happyland and I that are safe so far (hoping I havent forgotten anyone).

Risky risky plan.....

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by MiuMiu

I forgot about the looting.
How cool would that be???
You could just nab whatever you wanted.


But, DAMN YOU!
You're so right.
Those damn critic zombies!


But i'd give it an owld go anyways lol.

What would you loot first, I'd go for the obvious appliances and food, but then would go for odder items that you wouldn't ever actually buy.

Like a trouser press (although I kinda have one already) and a pinball table.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oh I know.. we used to sell all types of pig body parts for dogs to chew on ; ears, trotters, penises! It is wrong, I used to hate handling them!!

The other day I was down in pet food aisle and I was just finishing it off for someone else, and I had a box, I went into another aisle and got them to come round and put it on.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

What would you loot first, I'd go for the obvious appliances and food, but then would go for odder items that you wouldn't ever actually buy.

Like a trouser press (although I kinda have one already) and a pinball table.

I used to think about this too.. Sometimes when walking at night, and everything is silent, I used to imagine where I would go first if the whole population had been wiped out... A kids soft play area would be one.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

I used to think about this too.. Sometimes when walking at night, and everything is silent, I used to imagine where I would go first if the whole population had been wiped out... A kids soft play area would be one.

I remember once when I went to Chessington World Of Adventures as a mate worked there so got some free tickets, and I was appalled at the fact I wasn't allowed on their climbing frames and ball pits etc, it was only meant for children, I didnt even want to play near any, and it was term time so there were none there, except some angry looking clown type man that was telling me I can't.