[Marc]

I think we can all agree that Seven is the messed up part

[Kate!]

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Have a look at these, and you will probably cringe as much as I did. Poor poor kids!!

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

[Jords]

Originally Posted by sweetsophiefan

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Have a look at these, and you will probably cringe as much as I did. Poor poor kids!!

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

I bolded the names I actually quite like

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Jords

I bolded the names I actually quite like

I like Lennon and Liberty, Willow is ok.

Most of the rest are horrendous tho!

[Niamh.]

lmao at Satchel and Camera

[Kate!]

Gulliver

[Barbie]

Harper Beckham, when you say it normally out loud its actually quite a mouthful

[Marc]

Audio Science!?

[CharlieO]

Bluebell Madonna

[Novo]

Harper Beckham

What a great name and rather seven then twenty three his other shirt number.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Novo

Harper Beckham

What a great name and rather seven then twenty three his other shirt number.

[Stu]

Jazz Domino is absoloutely fantastic. I wish I'd been called that.

[Smithy]

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

Well Maroon are still called Maroon 5.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Well Maroon are still called Maroon 5.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Seven is just her middle name though ?

It's not like they're gonna refer to her as harper seven

What if its like Mary Jane

[Mystic Mock]

Harper is bad enough,but WTF with seven?

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by jedward fever

Harper is bad enough,but WTF with seven?

That's what great wealth does to you jf. Really strange.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

That's what great wealth does to you jf. Really strange.

Ive just realised though that at least it isnt Camera.

But seriously if the Beckhams have a fifth child they should come up with a normal name.

[cub]

What time is it?

Harper 7.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by cub

What time is it?

Harper 7.

Hahaha my mum told me this morning and I thought she told me it was half past 7 when she gave birth so I asked her what it was called and I thought she was being stupid and saying the time over and over.. She meant the name

[cub]

What do you expect from Thick and Thin?

She's had a very lucky life considering she has zero talent as a singer or fashion designer (essentially copying Hepburn and styles of the past).

[arista]

Originally Posted by Marc.

By calling her Harper Seven

What the hell?

(7 because of David obvs!)

She had the Baby Cut out of her
no baby can leave through her vagina.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by arista

She had the Baby Cut out of her
no baby can leave through her vagina.

LOL! Thanks for that image arista

[Doogle]

I thought her first name was Harper 7.

This is okay I guess cos Harper is a nice name.