[Shaun]

i'm more concerned by the Alien baby bursting out of the baby's stomach

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

Originally Posted by Livia

Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

That's what she said.

I wasn't even going to go there at all. It was only the owl that turned it into a nursery rhyme.

[Shaun]

[Vanessa]

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

I genuinely can't make a baby

Aww.

[Livia]

It's obvious... She swallowed the cat the catch the owl, she swallowed the owl to catch the alien, she swallowed the alien to catch the baby, she swallowed the baby to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly... I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

[Jessica.]

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

She's carrying a whole litter

[Shaun]

[Marc]

that pic

[Marc]

Lee you cheap desperate hoe

[lostalex]

I want to make jokes with MS Paint too, but i have a Mac.

[Lee.]

-firmly scores Marc and Niamh off list-

Hmmm.. who do I give my 1pt and 2pt to now?

-ponders-

[Lee.]

*and jesus