[CaudleHalbard]

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14.

(OK there may be a few boos too! )

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by smudgie

That picture would make an HM Samuel perfect badge for all shipmates

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14.

(OK there may be a few boos too! )

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14.

(OK there may be a few boos too! )

Of course he will as the crowd are moronic aren't they

[Black Dagger]

The majority of them are... that much has been gathered even more recently when Emma asks them questions on a Friday night, half of them can't construct a sentence together.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

This thread is a joke right?

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

This thread is a joke right?

I think it's a wind up.

[Gillian-73]

Sampvt

[sampvt]

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.

[Brother Leon]

Dxtert is a rat. Get him out.

[Issac]

Yeah I think he should be concerned - he will get lots of PU$$Y after him

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Issac

Yeah I think he should be concerned - he will get lots of PU$$Y after him

Not if i get there first!

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Not if i get there first!

So now we are beginning to understand this Dexter worship eh....Vanessa....Come to Yorkshire lass, we have real men up here and you will be treated like a queen. You don't need a wimp with a designer doo dah. The lads up here don't need to brag about their non existent fantasies, we make dreams come true.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by karezza

Dexter should be removed so that we can see how boring BB is without him.

I honestly don't think I would watch anymore if Dexter wasn't in it.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by sampvt

So now we are beginning to understand this Dexter worship eh....Vanessa....Come to Yorkshire lass, we have real men up here and you will be treated like a queen. You don't need a wimp with a designer doo dah. The lads up here don't need to brag about their non existent fantasies, we make dreams come true.

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Tozzie

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

Leeds

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by sampvt

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet

Slightly overstating how many people actually watch this show

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14.

(OK there may be a few boos too! )

and a few smashed TVs LOL

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers

That pic is of a piss pirate

[chuff me dizzy]

For the doubters who claim Dexter NEVER said "I have no qualms with ruining people" I find it bloody hilarious who does he think he is ?


http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother/a...uining-people#

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers

Thank you Kaz

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by sampvt

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.

love it.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by sampvt

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.

and I have only your sanity in mind after that post LMAO I love Dexter but I have to admit thats so funny.

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by Tozzie

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

Hah! Me toooo!

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by DanaC

Hah! Me toooo!

Horsforth, and you ?????