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FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.