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BB15 Big Brother 15 - aka Big Brother: Power Trip. The launch date was Thursday 5th June 2014. Discuss the series won by Helen Wood here.
Housemates (tags): Ash, Ashleigh, Biannca, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Helen, Jale, Kimberly, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Pauline, Pavandeep, Steven, Tamara, Toya, Winston, Zoe, HM Fan clubs (appreciation),

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View Poll Results: Pick your Winner!
I now have this much chance to win... 4 14.81%
I now have this much chance to win...
4 14.81%
The girls discuss the latest viewing figures 2 7.41%
The girls discuss the latest viewing figures
2 7.41%
.'this is how much chicken we're allowed but come Friday after Pauline goes....wey hey...'... 4 14.81%
.'this is how much chicken we're allowed but come Friday after Pauline goes....wey hey...'...
4 14.81%
Pauline has this much chance of staying on friday! 5 18.52%
Pauline has this much chance of staying on friday!
5 18.52%
When i get a Chinese take away and can't find my chop sticks i do this. 0 0%
When i get a Chinese take away and can't find my chop sticks i do this.
0 0%
I was this close to finally cracking a smile 4 14.81%
I was this close to finally cracking a smile
4 14.81%
How much of my hair is real? About this much. 2 7.41%
How much of my hair is real? About this much.
2 7.41%
I can kill someone with these two fingers. 6 22.22%
I can kill someone with these two fingers.
6 22.22%
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