[Denver]

Originally Posted by Livia

LOL.. word's getting around then, Adam.

You know LT can't keep a secret

[Alf]

When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.


I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine.

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by wannashag

When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.


I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine.

Your story reminds me of when I was babysitting two toddlers. I was only aboput 12 at the time and one of the kids drank some stardrops. Luckily we lived only a few doors away and I ran to get my mum, but I was laughing hysterically at the bubbles coming out of the lads mouth. He was okay. He hadn't drunk much (but there were loads of bubbles) and at the hospital they filled hinm up with milk. I could never look at a bottle of stardrops again without thinking of him.

[LukeB]

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

[arista]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

Spiffing

[Dominic]

You better work bitch

[jennyjuniper]

Mary had a little lamb?????????What the f...

[user104658]

This thread has been a disappointment... I guess TiBBs stories are too wild to be unleashed on the world yet.

[Kizzy]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Kizzmelda, she was loved throughout the land, all the trogs who lived right across the border were well jel of her fantastical musings.
This one time they tried to like, diss her really bad but she was like 'foff!' and they all magically vanished. The kingdom threw her an ace party and she was chuffed.

The end.

[rubymoo]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd **** it!"