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Old 07-09-2016, 10:46 AM #1
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It would be just my luck after saving up thousands of pounds to buy it and finally take it to bed for it to turn round and say 'no thanks I have a headache'.
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You could always cheat on her with the guy next door's SexBot.
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You could always cheat on her with the guy next door's SexBot.
No chance mate, she's got a virus. She wasn't wearing her Norton deluxe when she had sex with the laptop so now she's riddled with Trojan Horses.
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No chance mate, she's got a virus. She wasn't wearing her Norton deluxe when she had sex with the laptop so now she's riddled with Trojan Horses.
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No you will slap its Ass (Auto Sex Alert)
and it will then change to what you need
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and it will then change to what you need
Maybe we could slap it's ass together?
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lets just say Im buying 2


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lets just say Im buying 2


In case Marsh pops around for a cuppa?
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[Sex robots ‘will be better in bed
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Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/sex-ro...#ixzz4JZaelHrP
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Probably not as messy as real ones
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Sure Bigger Production
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I'm sure we will get one Male Robot
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The poll on that metro paper , at this time.



Would you have sex with a robot?

Yes 46%

No 44%

I already have 10%


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/sex-ro...#ixzz4Ja15Nu7P
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Would you have sex with a robot?

Yes 46%

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I already have 10%


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I think that was a misprint Arista. The Survey actually asked: Would you have sex with a ROBERT?"

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They look like Dolls.

And I'm sure the Tories will make them illegal to own for being "obscene."
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And I'm sure the Tories will make them illegal to own for being "obscene."

No its a product
like Samson phone doing 3-D images , soon.

or a Male robot for Vanessa
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like Samson phone doing 3-D images , soon.

or a Male robot for Vanessa
Oh yes please. And can he look like Danny Mac?
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a image from the metro 2nd link


Why I’d rather have a
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they look like burn victims so no
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A male bot would be quite good if we could chose the bits ourselves,LOL
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Not Kaz being caught trying to attach a telephone pole to hers?
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I hope you are not insinuating I am greedy Marsh
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