[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by LaLaLand

Do feel free to expand if you feel inclined on the last one!

I can't really because it was so awful a tv prog was made about it it was quite unbelievable what went on, hands cut off and teeth smashed out, i was , well everyone was that someone we knew from past was involved.

[Alf]

I can give multiple orgasm's to furniture just by sitting on it.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who walked on the moon.

Gavin shook hands with Neil Armstrong

Mine - I've had pins and needles in my left thumb for 23 years

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Alf

I can give multiple orgasm's to furniture just by sitting on it.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Gavin shook hands with Neil Armstrong

Mine - I've had pin and needles in my left thumb for 23 years

how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Cherie

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how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit of anything it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

yikes!

[Mystic Mock]

When I was at School, Teachers used to say that I was good at Creative Writing in terms of storytelling, however they did take issue with my grammar which is understandable tbf.

But yeah I remember doing a darker story about Yoshi from the Super Mario series which the Teacher surprisingly let me get away with.

[thesheriff443]

I once picked a woman up from shopping and dropped her home while I had another woman hiding in the boot of my car

[thesheriff443]

I once broke a woman’s bed that was a wedding present

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I once picked a woman up from shopping and dropped her home while I had another woman hiding in the boot of my car

Can you elaborate the last part for me please?

[thesheriff443]

I once turned down sex from a date because her voice irritated me

[Beso]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

That ones identical to my old grannies.

[Beso]

I passed an English exam by writing the lyrics of AC/DC's song TNT on the paper.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

That's my Porn name.

Mystic cock would be better.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Can you elaborate the last part for me please?

Yes I was giving an ex a lift and was out with someone new who’s idea it was to get in the boot

[Strictly Jake]

I have 3 nipples

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

I have 3 nipples

[Babayaro.]

im not a virgin

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

im not a virgin

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

im not a virgin

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

So you can't use your hand poor gav

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by michael21

So you can't use your hand poor gav

I can use my hand and no, it would be poor me if I couldn't

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I can use my hand and no, it would be poor me if I couldn't

But if you could not then gav would have to look after you

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by michael21

But if you could not then gav would have to look after you

I think most people with only one hand manage to look after themselves just fine Michael