[Maru]

Shame on them, etc

[Alf]

He'll soon get over it when he looks at his bank balance.

[arista]

Reports

He jas lost $30 million

[Maru]

I saw a comment suggesting his wife is going to be in the Forbes 500 soon (after the divorce).

[AnnieK]

He has made a statement

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

He has made a statement

I love the Fix You lyrics at the end of the letter.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

He has made a statement

I'm sorry but....... lmao

Basically he admitted he's only sorry he got caught in that last paragraph

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

He has made a statement

I believe that statement is fake

[AnnieK]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I believe that statement is fake

Oh is it? I just saw it and thought i would post it, I've not followed the story really. Possibly should have realised it might not be real

[arista]

As the Singer Called it all out

[Beso]

It's all very unsavoury from the cheating coupes actions to the worldwide interest in the story.



And Chris Martin....what a slime ball.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who did this..

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Crimson Dynamo

Who did this..

[Nicky91]

the kisscam for sure is iconic to deliver some hilarious moments

Youtube video

and it even is useful to catch cheating men in the act also the way he immediately hides from the camera, so embarrassing to make it even more obvious to literally everyone you were having an affair

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ahh now stop, dont tell Slim ffs

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Crimson Dynamo

Ahh now stop, dont tell Slim ffs

LOL... Well that's made my whole day.

[arista]

How Nice the CEO
has been put on Leave.
More time for getting it on
with his lady, not his wife.

[Tech company Astronomer puts boss on leave
as it investigates footage of couple embracing
at Coldplay concert]

https://news.sky.com/story/tech-comp...ncert-13398685

[Crimson Dynamo]

The literal version of

Fcuk around and find out

[Maru]

lol Someone made an AI version with the prompt:

"What Astronomer CEO wanted to really do at Coldplay"

Youtube video

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Maru

lol Someone made an AI version with the prompt:

"What Astronomer CEO wanted to really do at Coldplay"

Youtube video

Brilliant.

[Maru]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Brilliant.

I like how they just fade away like CGI smoke. The one where he runs off leaving her, if you look closely she pops her head out around his shoulder towards the end like "What's going on". Turns out he had some empathy left after all and expected she could teleport to catch up.

[arista]

New Reports he has Quit
his CEO job.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ss-affair.html

[Maru]

lol

Gwyneth Paltrow aids Astronomer post-CEO scandal with satirical video
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/gwy...HC375TUZTVYK4/

Coldplay singer Chris Martin’s ex Gwyneth Paltrow became a “temporary spokesperson” for Astronomer after its former chief executive was caught allegedly having an affair with another employee.

Andy Byron, the married chief executive of software company Astronomer, was publicly outed cosying up to his co-worker Kristin Cabot after footage of them caught in an embrace at the concert went viral around the world.

Byron has since resigned from his high-profile role while Cabot, who is also married, has also left the company.

Now, in a bid to deflect from the negative press, Astronomer has given a satirical response with the help of Oscar winner Paltrow, who says she has been hired on a “very temporary basis” to represent the “more than 300 employees” at the company.

She said she had been asked to answer some serious questions the world has had for the company since Coldplaygate.

Also the HR lady that was caught with the CEO has also now been fired and there were pap shots of her watering her lawn with her wedding ring missing..

Astronomer HR exec Kristin Cabot seen for first time without her wedding ring as she resigns over Coldplay kiss cam scandal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...m-scandal.html

...

But the fallen HR head appeared more focused on the health of her plants than her marriage when she was spotted for the first time back at her $2.2million home on Wednesday.

Well, yes, DM... she's busy watering her lawn and not paying attention to you... did you expect her to be having a fight with the soon-to-be ex-husband on the front lawn?

[arista]

Yes, both have gone from their jobs,
now.