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Old 02-09-2007, 11:26 PM #1
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oh so u no that one
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Lauren, those are hilarious. LMAO.
Thank you, thank you *bows*

I'll be making appearances every Thursday at the TiBB comedy club haha.
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A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"
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ive got sum but they are a bit rubbish!!!

why did the teacher put the lights on?
because the class was so dim

what's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
the food!

great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
so what's so great about that?
it's snowing outside!

they are a bit bad lol
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The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes !
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The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes !
no thats good lol
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The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes !
no thats good lol
Haha thanks !
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The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes !
no thats good lol
Thats funny them ones are the best.


"Doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains"

Doctor says pull yorself together lad!!!
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"Doctor doctor i think Im a pair of curtains"

Doctor says pull yorself together lad!!!
thats funny lol
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"doctor doctor can you help me out?"

"Doctor says what why did you come in?"
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lol lol
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"doctor doctor I think im invisible"

Doctor says Next"
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"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses?

"doctor says of course you do this is a resturant"
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"doctor doctor i have 59 seconds to live"

"doctor says wait over there for a minture please."
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i love jokes

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"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses?

"doctor says of course you do this is a resturant"
ha ha thats funny
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"doctor doctor can you help me out?"

"Doctor says what why did you come in?"
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"doctor doctor i have 59 seconds to live"

"doctor says wait over there for a minture please."

LOLLOL
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that was funny wasn't it
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Who is there?
no one lol lol
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Who is there?
no one lol lol

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