[Ammi]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I would like to think,people as they decide to vote, look at the bigger picture.

Of course, tibb is important but the tibb forum does not necessarily need a party/group to change things. Whereas the wider World does.
Our coalition policies in the main reflect so much from tibb members, who in the serious debates section for instance cry out for many of the things included in the JedwardJoey coalition.

Music and games feature a lot in tibb too,so something that helps secure the future of film,music and the games industry is beneficial to tibb too.More to talk about and share with others.
The Jedward/Joey coalition has taken on board that big picture, tibb is being asked to vote for a party not a tibb representative, political parties create MPs, MPs are part of politics and politics is about life, everyones lives including tibb members.

That is why we chose to go the route of the bigger picture and take on board all those frustrations and ideas that tibb members make in all their very informed threads.
What a great day it could be if our policies were in fact all implemented, that would be a great result for tibb and everyone else.

..you did a good job with your manifesto Joeyfever..as did the Labears too..I don't know if Piddles have posted theirs...I'm proud to be part of your team

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..you did a good job with your manifesto Joeyfever..as did the Labears too..I don't know if Piddles have posted theirs...I'm proud to be part of your team

Thanks Ammi,im anticipating what The Piddles Party are coming up with.

Hopefully we won't come last.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

The Labear Party formed in 2009 when TiBB member Nathan Mugabe registered for what he thought would be a carefree Utopia of discussions on the merits of Freddie Fisher's beard. However, much to his dismay, he soon found that the website was rife with problems, and set out to solve them.

The party has steadily increased in support and popularity through its philanthropic activities over the years. Highlights include the TiBB Music Awards 2010, where worldwide acts such as Lady GaGa, Elton John and Same Difference performed for the website's audience in support of the TiBB Anti-Bullying charity, This Is Beating Bullying, headed by Jamie Pugh. Another career high for Nathan was the creation of the Baking Thread which saw a 304% increase in the sales of TiBB cookies, creating an additional 200 jobs for the community.

The Labear Party have always put TiBB first and are not afraid to fight tooth and claw to get what TiBB rightly deserves. If elected, we would strive to achieve the following goals:

1) The creation of a new public holiday, 'Lionel Day', designed to celebrate the career and spirit of Lionel Richie and the wonderful Commodores. This would fall on September 28, and citizens are welcome to observe such soon-to-be-traditions as singing songs, attempting to dance on the ceiling, and growing mustaches.

2) The National anthem to be replaced with the Yogi the Bear theme tune: Click here and try not to weep with joy.

3) We will strive for UNESCO to include marmalade sandwiches on their list of cultural heritage sites and will establish a closer rapport with the Republic of Peru in accordance with our reverence for Paddington Bear.

4) The problem of global warming will be tackled more urgently and seriously in order to help save our polar friends.

5) The forum would be advertised extensively on wildlife and survival TV shows, which we hope will lead to a 44% increase in users and activity. We are particularly interested in working with any franchise Bear Grylls chooses to associate himself with, given our admiration for his survival and resourceful techniques.

6) The Music forum would have a strict policy against the creation of threads about Katy Perry, Chris Brown and Scouting for Girls. We feel this quality control would only benefit the ears of its users.

7) It would be a requirement for TiBB citizens to observe hibernation during the month of January. The website would then be closed for improvements and maintenance work, as well as giving citizens a month to recuperate and work on better thread ideas.

8) Given the LGBT community's embracing of the term 'bear' to mean a larger or hairier homosexual male, the Labear Party will campaign for LGBT equality, with a vested interest in the legalisation of gay marriage. We will marry two homosexual sloth bears at the ZSL London Zoo as an act of solidarity.

9) In the event of a coalition government we are keen to work closer with the Cosy Listen (or Coalition) Party, given our similar stances in the areas of foreign and social policy.

10) The constitutional monarchy would be slowly dismantled. In the 21st century it is quite absurd for a family to inherit vast amounts of wealth and power without any notable work for it. We will replace the current royal family (and its pesky corgis) with a title of 'Papa Bear' or 'Mama Bear', depending on gender, which would be elected every 5 years. Buckingham Palace would be bulldozed and replaced with a giant castle created entirely out of Fox's Glacier Mints.

11) The slang term 'bare', taken to mean 'very' or 'in exceptional proportion', would be popularised on television by the likes of Rolf Harris and Bill Oddie.

12) The right to bare arms is one the Labear Party cannot condone more, and therefore we would push for the abolition of all long sleeves.

13) The TiBB footer's links for Housemate subforums would be ****ING BLOODY UPDATED

14) Bear hugs would slowly but inevitably replace handshakes as the British form of greeting.

15) A daily 'paws for thought' would be observed on TiBB where a celebrity would appear via video-link and give some uplifting or challenging thoughts for us all.

Thank you for reading our manifesto, and if you have any concerns or queries feel free to contact us at:

support@labearparty.gov.uk
or visit http://www.thebearrocks.com/

bump for new page.

[Kate!]

Piddles party still to submit. Cmon guys.

[Shaun]

clearly they're amateurs who don't care about TiBB

[Maia]

LISTEN UP PEOPLE OF TIBB

A change is going to happen. And it's going to happen now.

We at the Piddles Party believe in a brighter future for TiBB. A brighter one.

We want to see a TiBB where people can walk into threads and not fear they are going to be pounced on by the likes of Shaun or Claymores. We want to see people entering the arcades and knowing their high scores will not be cruelly snatched from them by mischievous cheaters. We want to see freedom, and a TiBB where everyone has a right to their own opinion, not one forced on them like you might see someone from the Labear party doing.

Under today's government, you might see a thread like this:

I do not like Lionel Richie

Go away

And absolutely nothing is done about it. But under us, and our fair and just team of professionals at the Piddles Party, we hope to one day see those threads turn out like this instead:

I do not like Lionel Richie

Well that is fair enough I suppose, everyone is entitled to their own opinion after all. If you do not like Lionel Richie, then that is entirely your opinion and I will respect it.

Since being founded in 2007 by Mollie Thatcher and her loyal corgi dog Piddles, the Piddles Party has always campaigned for an eco-friendly TiBB, with fresh designs that are easy on the eye, and where everything is up-to-date, contemporary and appealing to the mass-market. A TiBB for everyone.

The Piddles Party is also well known for fighting off many crimes and mistreatment of animals. Recently, an infamous animal abuser and most-wanted on the top of the 2011 Animal Offenders register, more commonly known as "Novo", was seen collecting puppy dogs and Scandinavian pigeons and locking them in a secret underground chamber hidden underneath his bottom-floor flat in Surrey. We were instantly able to take him down and report him to the officials and ensure he was never able to handle animals again, something we couldn't possibly have done without your support.

We are also very well known for rescuing abandoned animals. We recently helped 57 endangered Koala bears from being sold off to teddy-bear manufacturers that were intending to boil them down and use their fur for children's toys and dish-cloths. Behaviour like this is simply unacceptable and we have always believed this.

And just in case we haven't convinced you enough that a TiBB under the Piddles Party wouldn't be a freer, warmer and lovelier place, here is our manifesto:

1) We want to hear everyone's ideas and suggestions. Every opinion should be welcome and considered right from the get go.

2) Animal abuse will stop. We want animals to be free and content. Abandoned, endangered and abused animals will be rescued and nurtured.

3) Everyone will have the freedom to personalise themselves however much they like. We believe we can make this happen by bringing about a Nicknames feature to TiBB, where wanting a new name doesn't have to be a lengthy process of sending your request to the Tower Courts to have it approved first, it will just be simply there at the click of a few buttons.

4) Piddles will be instated as King of TiBB. He is already wearing the crown, and he has a full understanding of all the requirements needed for ruling over the lands. The country and the people will all be perfectly safe with Piddles at the throne.

5) The country will be revamped, polished, and replaced with brand new eco-friendly contemporary designs. Everything will be easy and convenient for everyone, and things will be kept constantly up to date by our team of professionals.

6) There will be a monthly celebration on the 1st day of every month where everyone pops over to Paddington Station for a grand meet-up where people will take a moment to think about their loved ones, the amputated donkeys in third world countries, and everything that matters to them, before going for a Subway.

7) We will prevent amputated donkeys in third world countries from being amputated in the first place

8) Everyone will have their own eco-friendly food compactor in their home, courtesy of the boys off The Apprentice, so that wasted food will be a thing of the past.

9) We will axe silly manufactured "talent show" competitions and replace them with real national talent competitions focused on finding the best brand new singer-songwriter and dancing dog act of the country. Real music and talented dogs will be nurtured over manufactured autotuned singers and people in dog suits.

10) Schools will be replaced by a more effective educational system with more freedom. School uniforms? Sitting all bundled together in classrooms? Pfft. Children are individuals, not robot clones.

11) We will endorse animal sanctuaries and the RSPCA. We love them very much and appreciate all the work they do.

12) More vegetarian restaurants and catering will be brought about. Everyone deserves a choice of what they eat.

13) The Music Box will be scrapped and replaced with The Media Centre, a haven not limited to just music, as we find a lot of the community members are fans of other things as well.

14) The Arcade would introduce a new game every day so that the citizens of TiBB would never find a second of boredom.

15) Landfills will be removed. All the waste from them will be transported to Jupiter as it is very big and we aren't aware it has any current inhabitants.

Thank you for reading, and we certainly hope we have helped you make your mind up and that you will make the right choice. But just remember, the Piddles Party will be here for you, every step of the way.

Freedom Is Ours

[Shaun]

not quite sure why I'm in the same league as Claymores but k

[Ammi]

10) Schools will be replaced by a more effective educational system with more freedom. School uniforms? Sitting all bundled together in classrooms? Pfft. Children are individuals, not robot clones

...sorry..you lost me there...I'd be unemployed

[Kate!]

A superb effort Mollie. Who wrote your speech and manifesto?

I'd guess a combination of yourself and Roy/Locke/all three?

Poll later.

[Niamh.]

Fantastic Job Shaun

The Piddles party are running scared, spending some of their manifesto slandering us

Also stealing No.13 from a comment Nathan made /justsayin'

[King Gizzard]

Stealing policies tsk

[Black Dagger]

Oh look, Labear and Piddles showing no class once again by 'fighting'

See The Coalition are being well behaved.

[HBB1508]

Piddles party - knew I had chosen well.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Oh look, Labear and Piddles showing no class once again by 'fighting'

See The Coalition are being well behaved.

*cough*Boring*cough*

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

*cough*Boring*cough*

So's your face.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

So's your face.

[Black Dagger]

See that is just rude, Coalition >

[King Gizzard]

A vote for Piddles Party is a vote for Corgie exploitation

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

[HBB1508]

Originally Posted by Nathan

A vote for Piddles Party is a vote for Corgie exploitation

Let's exploit Corgi

[Livia]

Are the Piddles Party taking questions from the floor? Because I have a couple...

1) We want to hear everyone's ideas and suggestions. Every opinion should be welcome and considered right from the “get go”.
Are we to assume the Piddles Party is going to let Americanisms invade our beautiful language? The language os Shakespeare? The “get go”?


4) Piddles will be instated as King of TiBB. He is already wearing the crown, and he has a full understanding of all the requirements needed for ruling over the lands. The country and the people will all be perfectly safe with Piddles at the throne.
Piddles is a dog (at a stretch... rumour has it he is a cat), he has no thumbs. How’s he going to hold the pen to sign important acts of Parliament?

10) Schools will be replaced by a more effective educational system with more freedom. School uniforms? Sitting all bundled together in classrooms? Pfft. Children are individuals, not robot clones.
I somewhat agree there has to be a change of regime in schools… Children should be prepared for the workplace and to comprehend what it’s going to be like to be at work for the next forty or fifty years... or maybe even longer for their generation. The pressure, the stress, the long hours, the short holidays… they’re hardly prepared with the current system.

15) Landfills will be removed. All the waste from them will be transported to Jupiter as it is very big and we aren't aware it has any current inhabitants.
1 How are you going to pay for it?
2 Aren’t you worried about the chlorine-based crap your rockets will be shooting straight into our upper atmosphere? What about the polar bears? Don’t you care about the bears?? Shaun… they don’t care about the bears.
3 Dumping on other planets? Deplorable… like putting the contents of your dustbin in next door’s garden.

[Livia]

Are the Piddles Party taking questions from the floor? Because I have a couple...

1) We want to hear everyone's ideas and suggestions. Every opinion should be welcome and considered right from the “get go”.
Are we to assume the Piddles Party is going to let Americanisms invade our beautiful language? The language os Shakespeare? The “get go”?


4) Piddles will be instated as King of TiBB. He is already wearing the crown, and he has a full understanding of all the requirements needed for ruling over the lands. The country and the people will all be perfectly safe with Piddles at the throne.
Piddles is a dog (at a stretch... rumour has it he is a cat), he has no thumbs. How’s he going to hold the pen to sign important acts of Parliament?

10) Schools will be replaced by a more effective educational system with more freedom. School uniforms? Sitting all bundled together in classrooms? Pfft. Children are individuals, not robot clones.
I somewhat agree there has to be a change of regime in schools… Children should be prepared for the workplace and to comprehend what it’s going to be like to be at work for the next forty or fifty years... or maybe even longer for their generation. The pressure, the stress, the long hours, the short holidays… they’re hardly prepared with the current system.

15) Landfills will be removed. All the waste from them will be transported to Jupiter as it is very big and we aren't aware it has any current inhabitants.
1 How are you going to pay for it?
2 Aren’t you worried about the chlorine-based crap your rockets will be shooting straight into our upper atmosphere? What about the polar bears? Don’t you care about the bears?? Shaun… they don’t care about the bears.
3 Dumping on other planets? Deplorable… like putting the contents of your dustbin in next door’s garden.

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

A superb effort Mollie. Who wrote your speech and manifesto?

I'd guess a combination of yourself and Roy/Locke/all three?

Poll later.

i wrote most of it

[Niamh.]

[Brother Leon]

LaBear wants no more Chris Brown threads?


Last place for you