[Niamh.]

:laugh;

[Shaun]

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*

LOL God love Liechtenstein

[Drew.]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*

[Shaun]

The Lick Tongue Steinians – Come On Santa

Youtube video

It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m dancing in the shower
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s not dry season

It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m grindin’ on my scourer
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s gonna get eaten


I’ve learnt to let Santa get right deep in there
With this Christmas pudding let him lick it out
Get him so drunk on Irish whisky and Gin, yeah
let him, Ooh Laa, get these big presents out
And while he’s busy doing what he does best down there
I don’t care if I give him some of my clap
Make my lips shake with your bearded suave, your’re on it
This time of year and pleasure is so ****in’ perfect


It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m dancing in the shower
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, cure my dry season

It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m grinding on my scourer
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s gonna get eaten

kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, come unwrap me, yes?
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, make me scream yes
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, come unwrap me, yes?
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, make me scream yes



Oh my gosh he tickles me with his beard when he’s in there
I tell myself to calm it down before I cum
I need to make sure he has enough Gin there
as I create the perfect ****ing distraction

I feel a fire burn through my complexion
He watches me busy at work
I’ve got a discotheque in my panties just for you
and it’s the same every single year

Santa please take me to the yard it’s reached that longing hour
Santa come here baby boy you know I hold the power
Craving my cho-cha, cum on Santa
Craving my cho-cha, it’s not dry season

Santa please take me in the yard it’s reached that final hour
Santa come here you beast you know I hold the power
Craving my cho-cha, cum on Santa
Craving my cho-cha, it’s monsoon season


Take me in the yard,
Mmmm,
Me in the yard,
Oh.
Haha
Oh, me in the yard.

[Ammi]

....great entry, well done Ben...

[T*]

I learnt that Leichenstein was a field whilst doing the postcards

[Loukas]

OMG

[T*]

I CANT BREATHE
THE PICS OMFg

[Jay.]

omfg brilliant

[T*]

i am dead

[LukeB]

omg my fav eurovision song

but ben

[T*]

conchita hew

[Liam-]

Dead, literally dead omfg

[Drew.]

Jesus christ those pictures Turtle >>>

[Shaun]

I'm actually stunned at how close to the actual words these lyrics are

[Tom4784]

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent

[T*]

me when i have no covers in the middle of the night

[Benjamin]

Took me a while to get this down to a tee, I listened to this song so ****ing much to get it

[GypsyGoth]

Outstanding Ben

[Amy Jade]

I'm feeling disturbed...

[Drew.]

I can't contest with that

[Niamh.]

I need that gin again for my eyes

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve

I need that gin again for my eyes

....I just used the last of it, sorry...

[Shaun]

Youtube video