[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

im not actually on prozac i just said that because its the most famous one lol im actually on citalopram

LOL -name sounds familiar, think I stopped them as couldn't go to the boozer with the lads on a Friday without puking - next they tried Exelfor XL !!!!!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

your not supposed to drink on anti depressants

i smoked weed one when i was on them and it was so scary

i kept hearing voices and thought people were trying to kill me and shizz

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by InOne

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though

I ken Joe - you an yer poofy queeny cider are a bit of a questionmark anyway

Laff mate

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the worst bit was seeing loads oc dead bodies in the street

probably didnt help that i had been playing resident evil 4 the day before :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but im better now im so normal

[InOne]

Not drank at home for ages now, just spend all weekend in the pub

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

your not supposed to drink on anti depressants

i smoked weed one when i was on them and it was so scary

i kept hearing voices and thought people were trying to kill me and shizz

Eff that - might as well be dead if cannie go oot with both!

DISCLAIMER: This is extremely poor idea and nobody should do it!

Medically they do not interract with alcohol - I believe the advice is concerned with convincing unstables they should not take a depressant (alcohol)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i go all suicidally when i drink anyway so i probably shouldnt

*waits for 'oh no please do' reply*

beat you to it. ucnts

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by InOne

Not drank at home for ages now, just spend all weekend in the pub

I'm going to Edinburgh in a fortnight - thinking of taking a 2nd mortgage for the round there - you would not believe the price of a pint far less if some of the lads' night out decide to go on double Malt Whiskys Joe - eff me if I get stuck in a dear round!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i go all suicidally when i drink anyway so i probably shouldnt

*waits for 'oh no please do' reply*

beat you to it. ucnts

Keep away from it si - what's good for me is bad for you and vice-versa

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm going to Edinburgh in a fortnight - thinking of taking a 2nd mortgage for the round there - you would not believe the price of a pint far less if some of the lads' night out decide to go on double Malt Whiskys Joe - eff me if I get stuck in a dear round!

Haha yeah, was ridiculously priced when I was there. I just stick to Guinness and a cheeky double Whisky now and then when I'm out

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by InOne

Haha yeah, was ridiculously priced when I was there. I just stick to Guinness and a cheeky double Whisky now and then when I'm out

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go/lapdance bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF

Hey it's his birthday!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF

Hey it's his birthday!

lmao fair enough if it's his Bday I guess

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go/lapdance bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF

Hey it's his birthday!

A tenners cheap for a private dance isnt it?

[InOne]

Think it costs a tenner in the strip joint near me. Never been though

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by InOne

Think it costs a tenner in the strip joint near me. Never been though

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by MTVN

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

Well I doubt the girls over here are that tempting. Think they're mostly rough Eastern European girls

[Claymores]

Last time I was there it was another bloke's significant (30th) - tenner in the cubicle for naked lapdance, no touching. I said I'd never go but it was a hoot with der boyz laughing. We paid one £20 instead of £10 so birthday boy had fishy fingers next morning cuddling his wife!

We went to visit next day and kept on rubbing our noses to make him nervous his wife would ask why - EVIL

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by MTVN

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

I can tell you a bad Reeperbahn (Hamburg) story - 2 hookers asked me in street.......I cheekily answered "how much for 2 at once?". The Lie price was 100 Euros. I just walked away laughing to the bar, but one guy went back and took the offer.

They drugged and viagra-ed him and he returned to our hotel 2100 Euros poorer the next afternoon.

[Claymores]

Best Reeperbahn story - the hookers even infest inside the McDonalds places. We were standing in the queue (3 Scottish and one German) @ 2am. A hooker came up and said en Deutsch "Would you not prefer a BJ instead of a burger?" to us.

We could not understand the language (he explained later), but he looked her up and down and said "No, I think the burger would be better"

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i want a glasgae kiss what is it

You don't want it si - it's a Scottish euphamism for a headbutt in the face to break your nose at the bridge so as to perma disfigure you (in england I think it'd probably be called 'leaving someone with a boxer's nose). So no - you don't want that!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by simonsays

Scottish culture is a bit uncultured si! You don't want it!

[Danielle1232]

When i told my mum i was bi She went mental then she calmed doon, My friends didn't bother, but Rachel kept asking,and asking me to go oot with her and i was like ****** off!!!! x ( I did though,like 3 times) .