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Old 17-04-2021, 06:50 AM #1
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Why would anyone want to imagine that? What a strange request to make. No! I'm sorry, but I won't imagine that, I've got better things to do.
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Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but if you take them for a car ride, they stick their head out of the window?
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Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the songs above?
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