[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

I envy Alexander McQueen, as a fasion designer, he must have had a wardrobe to die for.

Now Haiti have got plenty of food the Haitians might start putting on weight.

I mean, have you seen them? Most of them are still under 6 stones.

[Enid]

Most of the jokes on that site are trying too hard to be offensive, rather than funny.

[Jessica.]

epic

Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.

[Jessica.]

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

[Iceman]

Sooo, Alexander McQueen finally decided to tie the knot?

LOL

[Jack_]

I've just been reading up on the Shannon Matthews abduction case and I must admit, I like her uncles style, the way he treated her reminded me of how I treat my one and only porn mag, have a wank over it, then chuck it back under the bed.

[Jessica.]

Pancake day.

The only day of the year anyone uses something made in Canada.

[Iceman]

I became a fan of "Maddie" on Facebook just so when a post came up I could clip the X and select "Hide Maddie"

[Jessica.]

Cheryl;

Anything worth singing, is sure enough worth singing live?

[Iceman]

My wife kicked me out because I cheated on her while she was 8 months pregnant.
I told her she needs to think about it in football terms.

If a key player is injured, the team still plays.

[Iceman]

I like girls that are down to earth.

Thats why im into necrophilia.

[Jayson]

Jessica, these jokes are shit...

[Captain.Remy]

I can spend my whole day on Sickipedia. It's just too awesome not to be funny. I think you need to take it from a far distance not to take it personally or in an offensive way. People who are very sensitive shouldn't read them.

[Stu]

Please don't kill another joke, Jess. Jesus some of those are bad.

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by Captain.Remy

I can spend my whole day on Sickipedia. It's just too awesome not to be funny. I think you need to take it from a far distance not to take it personally or in an offensive way. People who are very sensitive shouldn't read them.

It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way!

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way!

LOL, I knew you'd make an appearence, and this is what I'm on about really. I know you'll go out of your way to report all of these threads and have them removed, when you could quite easily ignore them. Oh well, bless.

As for the points you have made - all true, but people that are offended by 'sick' jokes shouldn't be reading them, as by having a thread, we are trying to keep the chances of 'offending' someone down.

[Iceman]

Thats why we're using this thread though.....

[Stu]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way!

They are jokes. I will speak for myself here and say if I knew someone who died of cancer I would not get offended at a cancer joke. Because I'm smart. I understand that it's a joke.

I take it your against all those comedians who pack houses and sell DVD's based on jokes?

It's comedy. End of story. Comedy just lets you get away with that. It's what it is.

Originally Posted by Schumacher

Thats why we're using this thread though.....

Also this.

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by Jack_

LOL, I knew you'd make an appearence, and this is what I'm on about really. I know you'll go out of your way to report all of these threads and have them removed, when you could quite easily ignore them. Oh well, bless.

As for the points you have made - all true, but people that are offended by 'sick' jokes shouldn't be reading them, as by having a thread, we are trying to keep the chances of 'offending' someone down.

No I will not report them - you really should be careful about accusing people of things, without any evidence. Don't try and imply there aren't many others that would be offended by such crap - we both know there are! Bless your little cotton socks for all the effort you have made to be able to tell a few cheap jokes!

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

No I will not report them - you really should be careful about accusing people of things, without any evidence. Don't try and imply there aren't many others that would be offended by such crap - we both know there are! Bless your little cotton socks for all the effort you have made to be able to tell a few cheap jokes!

Oh, won't you? So why are you coming in here complaining then when you'll get nothing out of it? Or maybe you hope that the thread will be closed this way?

I never said that others wouldn't be offended. But what I, and others are saying is that if you, and others are offended by these types of jokes, why are you coming into a thread which has been made purposely for them? It makes no sense. None whatsoever.

[Stu]

WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.

[King Gizzard]

[Stephanie]

gawd. if you don't like it, don't click on a sickipedia thread

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot

WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.

Trufax.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Nathan

LMFAO.

Originally Posted by Stephanie

gawd. if you don't like it, don't click on a sickipedia thread

It was bound to happen really