[Vicky.]

OK...for a million...

Would you admit on a forum for everyone to read...that you would, as a straight guy, give another man a BJ?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by happyland

And were you eventually handcuffed and arrested?

yes

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by setanta

I'd say he feels the same as myself... couldn't force himself to do it. And like would we have to keep going until well, you know? lol

There is always the option of spitting and mouthwash. Its not so bad

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

yes

bet you loved that...

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

There is always the option of spitting and mouthwash. Its not so bad

Yeah, but I mean it would be our first time doing it so we could be there for fecking ages lol. Nah, couldn't do it.

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vicky you should wear a strap on and bugger your boyfriend with it

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Anyway, a million doesn't get you much nowadays. Stick an 0 or two with the 1 and I might start to consider it.

It may not buy much nowadays but it would certainly ensure a comfortable lifestyle for the rest of your life with absolutely no worries etc

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Originally Posted by Vicky.

bet you loved that...

my mum slapped me when i got in though

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she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

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i cant believe straight guys say they wouldnt do that for a million

[setanta]

Originally Posted by happyland

It may not buy much nowadays but it would certainly ensure a comfortable lifestyle for the rest of your life with absolutely no worries etc

I don't know if it would though really, would it? A house, a car, insurance, hols, children's education.... it all adds up.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

vicky you should wear a strap on and bugger your boyfriend with it

PMSL...dont think he'd appreciate that very much

Originally Posted by simonsays

i cant believe straight guys say they wouldnt do that for a million

I know...denial is a bad bad thing

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Yeah, but I mean it would be our first time doing it so we could be there for fecking ages lol. Nah, couldn't do it.

You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by happyland

You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah

Probably would be...lets be honest, doesnt take much effort

[setanta]

Hey, I'm not saying I wouldn't be happy with a million quid, just not sure if I could have a guys willy in my mouth for that kinda money.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by setanta

I don't know if it would though really, would it? A house, a car, insurance, hols, children's education.... it all adds up.

Well it would mean living mortgage free for the rest of your life, if you played it cleverly, you could holiday on interest , I don't drive and I don't believe in private education sorted

[setanta]

Originally Posted by happyland

You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah

You dirty knacker lol.

I don't know what I'd be more ashamed of if I succeeded quickly! The actual act, or the fact I was good at it!

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Probably would be...lets be honest, doesnt take much effort

Hahaa.. Vicky!! Tsk! I'll have you know I put effort into everything I do!

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by setanta

You dirty knacker lol.

I don't know what I'd be more ashamed of if I succeeded quickly! The actual act, or the fact I was good at it!

hahaha... too funny!

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

Ahh.. this thread has really lightened the mundaneness of my afternoon of ironing..
Should get back to it though

[setanta]

Or maybe there'd be a certain sense of pride about ending it quickly. "I knew what I had to do, and I did it it fast. No messing about with me I tell ya. He came, I left, the end."

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Or maybe there'd be a certain sense of pride about ending it quickly. "I knew what I had to do, and I did it it fast. No messing about with me I tell ya. He came, I left, the end."

You're starting to like the idea

careful, you'll talk yourself into doing it for free next

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

You're starting to like the idea

careful, you'll talk yourself into doing it for free next

Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.

Ha. Agree 100%

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by setanta

Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.

Shut your eyes