[Stu]

Originally Posted by Patrick

What am I lieing about this time?

Performing Call On Me? Giving myself Head? Or do you still not believe me about the whole Weed/Budweiser thing

x

[Shaun]

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Locke.

£30 box set @ Morrisons btw

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Shaun

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

It'd be a tough photoshop.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stu

x

You really don't think I can do it?



Well - I can!
It took abit of practice and abit of getting my head around the fact it's not Gay and how unique it is to do - so I was all okay.

So I read on it and almost broke my back the first time but I got the hang of it.

If you really don't believe that I can give myself head then look:

Spoiler:

Perv

[Stu]

You can't though, can you. I'm not arguing with you because I don't want to derail the thread so I'll stop now.

[Shaun]

-always thought self-fellatio was a bit gay-

just because i can't do it but y'know

[King Gizzard]

It has to be gay

[InOne]

Don't you have to remove ribs or something?

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stu

You can't though, can you. I'm not arguing with you because I don't want to derail the thread so I'll stop now.

Yes - I - Can.


Stu just because you can't do something or haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I'll probably loose the ability in a few months, I'm a growing lad.

[Shaun]

some have removed ribs to do it (marilyn manson) but some can do it without that

[Benjamin]

We need to get Vicky to perform something for this.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by InOne

Don't you have to remove ribs or something?

Not sure; I didn't.

Originally Posted by Nate

It has to be gay

That's what I thought - then I read up on it and all these people were like 'No it's not gay - unless you swallow your cum.' and I was like 'er, k.'

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

You really don't think I can do it?

save your back and get somebody else to suck it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Patrick

'No it's not gay - unless you swallow your cum.'

oh dear

[Tom4784]

Oh dear at this topic.

*gets things back on track by accepting Ben's non-existent offer to be a judge*

[InOne]

It sounds so gross man

Paddy just go buy a broad

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Zippy

save your back and get somebody else to suck it

Yeah true;

Youtube video

And with that - I'm going to bed.

Bye All.

[Kerry]

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

[Jords]

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

[Benjamin]

No more dick talk! I get enough of it from Scott in The Penthouse!

[Jords]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

-shrugs-

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Jords

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

Yes they get to perform to tne Swan Queen, they will be a guest of honour that night.