[T*]

Mel Z still sour that For Once in Me Leaf flopped and Crazy Stupid Glove beat her in the charts

[Z]

Dertom O'Leary caught braiding Shuryl Ferskankdez-Vagini's pubes

T Factor executives have been left reeling after esteemed presenter of the show, Dertom O'Leary, was caught giving Nation's Sweetheart Shuryl an unusual pubic mane. Insiders say that one of the contestants in the running for the Overs category, Benjamin Turtle, 94, was looking for the disabled toilet so he could do a sit down wee and not get any on his shoes, when he accidentally stumbled across Dertom knotting corn rows into Shuryl's Ashley-Cole-hole. When asked about what he saw, Mr Turtle claimed "I don't want to say I saw him attaching little shells to the ends and they were knocking against her knees because of how long her pubes are and you could hear the ocean if you put your ear against them, but I also don't want to say I didn't see that." Known for being a grotty bitch and trendsetter alike, will Shuryl's Caribbean coochie style prove to be the next biggest fashion statement? We think it's unlikely, we'd love to hear your thoughts below. - ZetaNews

Goodness

[T*]

We got stickied!

[T*]

May open apps tomorrow

[T*]

Originally Posted by Z

Goodness

(I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified )

[T*]

Applications shall open soon

[T*]

I'm still sorting out the final judges
So far we have:

• Shuryl Cole
• Mel Z
• Ninastar/Caitlin (Judge name suggestions welcome)

[T*]

Here's a beta version of how the voting will work!

Youtube video

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Tom!

I'm still sorting out the final judges
So far we have:

• Shuryl Cole
• Mel Z
• Ninastar/Caitlin (Judge name suggestions welcome)

Lezza Walsh?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Lezza Walsh?

omfg

[T*]

Applications open today!

[T*]

Also the first 4 rounds will have you all doing 2 songs, an existing one and you will also write one. There will be 16 acts, 4 acts in each round.

[T*]

GUESS WHAT BITCHES

Youtube video

[T*]

Also, I can confirm that ShaTom Osbourne is a judge
(Idk about the name tho)

[T*]

Remember- Your stage name has to be different to your actual tibb name.

[T*]

Youtube video

[T*]

Bump

[Tom4784]

I'd apply but if I wouldn't want to make the game boring by dominating everyone else

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I'd apply but if I wouldn't want to make the game boring by dominating everyone else

Do it, or you can be a judge

[Ammi]

..Dezzi Banogue.....(more relevant than Kylie..)....

[T*]

bump!

[T*]

BUMP

[T*]

Daily Bump #1,788

[T*]

If I get all 16+ applications before October 31st, this could be pushed forward to an earlier date!

[Amy Jade]

I'll apply maybe. I'm not a great singer but I'd try.