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Dertom O'Leary caught braiding Shuryl Ferskankdez-Vagini's pubes

T Factor executives have been left reeling after esteemed presenter of the show, Dertom O'Leary, was caught giving Nation's Sweetheart Shuryl an unusual pubic mane. Insiders say that one of the contestants in the running for the Overs category, Benjamin Turtle, 94, was looking for the disabled toilet so he could do a sit down wee and not get any on his shoes, when he accidentally stumbled across Dertom knotting corn rows into Shuryl's Ashley-Cole-hole. When asked about what he saw, Mr Turtle claimed "I don't want to say I saw him attaching little shells to the ends and they were knocking against her knees because of how long her pubes are and you could hear the ocean if you put your ear against them, but I also don't want to say I didn't see that." Known for being a grotty bitch and trendsetter alike, will Shuryl's Caribbean coochie style prove to be the next biggest fashion statement? We think it's unlikely, we'd love to hear your thoughts below. - ZetaNews

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