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| I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Discuss series 20 of ITV's jungle reality show, which starts 15th November 2020. |
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Sod orf
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We've done everything else for womem in human history, we may as well do this too.
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![]() I was taught don't blindly sit on the toilet without first looking. Its just like crossing the road. Don't blindly cross the road without first looking for on-coming traffic, or else you will get much more than a wet bottom ! Always look at the position of the toilet seat and adjust if necessary before using. Bottom line: Take Responsibility for your own actions, don't shift the responsibility onto others If I want to do a number1, I lift the toilet seat up If I want to do a number2, I put the toilet seat down Simple. Move the toilet seat on your own, don't depend on others to have it in the right position to service you. You want to go to the toilet, you move the seat. |
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Women enjoy bossing men around the house, that's one of these things
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Piss orf.
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Piss orf.
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Piss orf.
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Bumping for chuff.
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Piss orf.
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