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I have never drunk a glass of alcohol
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how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?
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how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?
I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb
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I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit of anything it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb
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So you can't use your hand poor gav
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God, this is a hard question.

I have extensive experience in healthcare, perhaps?

I don't know whether some would consider that a lie how silly I can be on here, but I'm all for the laughs.
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