[Smithy]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What's your view on International Federation of Business and Professional Women?

Makes me laugh, women in business tehehehehe their place is in the kitchen

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?

Are you trying to say i've got a fat ass?

Originally Posted by Niamh.

How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

idk you tell me

Originally Posted by Niamh.

He was a boy/She was a girl/Can I make it any more obvious?

Yes, you can.

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Very

[Niamh.]

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?

[bbfan1991]

If you had to choose a few members from TIBB to play Curby with, who would it be and why?

[Vanessa]

The Voice or The X Factor?

[Benjamin]

Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll

[bbfan1991]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll

He wants to evolve into Electrode really.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Would you rather run down a crowded street naked singing 'Im a little teapot' or kill gaga?

(Edit. You would not go to prison for murder, noone would know you did it)

Run down the street

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Saying "we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast"/ Huh? Yall eat pieces of ****? What's the basis?

Who gave niamh the crack

Originally Posted by Zee

Do Marry Kill: Niamh, Ben, Vicky?

Marry Marry Marry: me me me?

Marry Niamh, Kill Ben, idk what you want me to do with vicky

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Why did The Never Ending Story end?

Didn't the writer die midway through or something?

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Baby I'm confused/Well, wasn't that you in my bed? When love finally said good-bye/Where was I?

Umm, you should read the lyrics your writing -is creeped out by niamh-

Originally Posted by kizzy

Do you ever listen to watership down and think PUT A DONK ON IT?

Almost every hour of every day

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Are you Johnnie Ray ... Are you Fay Wray ... Are you Stingray ... Are you Jimmy Ray/Who wants to know?/Who wants to know about me?

I am not Johnnie Ray

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?

MUHAHAHAHAHA

[Tom4784]

Why do you hate T-shirts? Were they involved somehow in a traumatic experience when you were young?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Do you believe in life after love?

Yes

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?

Yes, my grandparents changed the lock on the door and gave everyone new keys apart from me and they went out one time and asked me to lock the door but i couldn't because i had keys to the old locks and i panicked and just left it unlocked

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Why you sleepin' with ya eyes closed?

Because I'm normal?

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash? Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?

It's the truth

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Should I stay or should I go now?

go plz

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Do you shake your bum, left and right, ooo, ah ha, dance all night?

No

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What are your five favourite things about turnips?

I don't like turnips so nothing

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Do you remember the first time?

Yes

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Who let the dogs out?

Me

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Whose your daddy?

Ben is

We're going on Jeremy kyle tomorrow to get a DNA test before he goes to N\

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Who's crying now?

me

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

I don't know

Originally Posted by kizzy

what would you do with a purple dingaling? a)take it b) leave it?

what do you define as a dingaling

Originally Posted by michael21

is the hotseat cold

Yup, my ass is on fire

Originally Posted by kizzy

why do golden slumbers always kiss your eyes?

idk -has never heard that saying before-

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo, maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo?

ok

Originally Posted by Niall

Why is grass green?

Sunlight gives off UV rays, which plants absorb to turn into energy. This energy is called ATP. In order for photosynthesis to occur, ATP must be present. Because light comprises of all the colors of the Visible Light Spectrum, or Rainbow, all colors EXCEPT green are absorbed into the chlorophyll. Green is the color reflected and transmitted back, and that is why we see green in plants. (There's a whole lot more, but that's the basics).

[Tom4784]

Why do you hate Jews?

[Kizzy]

buzz killer!

[michael21]

who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Old cat lady niamh scared them so they all came to you

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?

idk, punch him in the face and tell him to stop

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Every time, they are near?

wat

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Why is water wet?

Wetness is here synonymous with 'clingingness' - water wets because it clings. Water, of course, is molecularly H 2 O and this compound of hydrogen and oxygen is electrically neutral. However, there are also in water many free charged hydroxyls (-OH-, negatively charged) and hydrogen ions (H+ positively charged). These charged particles retain the ability to attract other charged particles (with the opposite charge) just as magnets do. In this way they stick or cling, involving other neutral H 2 O molecules at the same time. If water was made up entirely of neutral particles it would not cling, or wet, because the component elements would 'prefer' to stick to each other rather than to make bonds with other substances.

Originally Posted by kizzy

what colour are karma chameleons when they are slightly amused?

green

Originally Posted by Ammi

Other than Lady Gaga which celebrity would you most like to meet?

If you could have a date with Lady Gaga, where would you take her?

omg yay an actual question

Urm probably Jennifer Lawrence, because she's just generally amazing

To an Italian Restaurant

Originally Posted by ukturtle

If you could poke GaGa (with your finger), where would you poke her?

In the ass (cheek )

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What is your pokerface like?

Brilliant

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

Have you visited Birmingham and if so, what did you think?

I have never been, but I changed train at the underground station and it was kinda grungy

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Do you wish you had a little donkey?

Yes, I would ride it to work

[Benjamin]

What would be your ideal job?

[Kizzy]

If the crowd say bo do you say a) selecta or b) dang a dang a ding dong?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

What criticism of Lady Gaga do you find the most annoying from those who dislike her?

That she's fake or an attention *****, when if you actually listen to her, she's a really intelligent person and speaks a lot of sense

or that she's s**t -glares at marc-

Originally Posted by Niall

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if woodchuck could chuck wood?

Niamh already asked that you mess

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

Spin The Bottle or Twister?

Twister

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Would you play kiss chase with Niamh and Scott?

No

Originally Posted by Niall

Why is this going to take forever?

COZ THERE'S SO MANY QUESTIONS

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Would you dry hump a digestive?

No

Originally Posted by Niall

What has been the best day of your life (so far)?

I'll have to think about this one

-will edit later-

Originally Posted by Niall

I'll stop after this one: how many times have you been abroad, and where did you go?

Urm; Iceland, Greece (Kos), Spain, Turkey, The Canary Islands (4/5 times), Ireland (if that counts) so yeah, about 9/10 times but all in Europe

[Niamh.]

What do you mean if Ireland counts?............we're not part of the UK

[michael21]

Originally Posted by michael21

who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar

this

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?

Because I copied and pasted it from Kizzy

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

If you had to choose a few members from TIBB to play Curby with, who would it be and why?

-googles curby; is none the wiser-

Niall and Scott because it'd be hilarious watching them kick a ball

Originally Posted by Vanessa

The Voice or The X Factor?

X Factor

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll

Some dick put it in there

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Why do you hate T-shirts? Were they involved somehow in a traumatic experience when you were young?

I was performing on stage one time and this happened



It took me years to get over it and then the next time i was on stage this happened



so i've never been near one since

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Why do you hate Jews?

dat nose tho

Originally Posted by michael21

who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar

Neither

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What would be your ideal job?

Working for the haus

Originally Posted by kizzy

If the crowd say bo do you say a) selecta or b) dang a dang a ding dong?

Selecta

[Tom4784]

What are your thoughts on Namibia?

[Benjamin]

What's your favourite Crayola colour?

[Ammi]

Ok and when you're in that Italian restaurant, Lady Gaga asks you to order for her.
What three courses would you order?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What do you mean if Ireland counts?............we're not part of the UK

I can't remember if it was NI or ROI

Originally Posted by michael21

this

i already answered

Originally Posted by Dezzy

What are your thoughts on Namibia?

It's pretty fierce lol x

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What's your favourite Crayola colour?

Jazzberry Jam

Originally Posted by Ammi

Ok and when you're in that Italian restaurant, Lady Gaga asks you to order for her.
What three courses would you order?

First of all i'd tell her to stop being such a lazy bitch

Then i'd order Minestra di farro coz it sounds kinda posh and i bet she'd be impressed that i could pronounce it

Spaghetti and Meatballs for main, and we'd have a lady and the tramp moment

and a bottle of Jameson for desert