[LukeB]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Not disgusting Mikey staying another day

</3 he's far too high imo

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by LukeB

</3 he's far too high imo

All of the noms are way too high imo.

The likes of queen Lesleh and Amy should not be out over these noms </3

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

save Mikey cut Dean

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#. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2)



oh god that guitar. Like, I'm pretty sure a full 30% of Dean's BB2 screentime was him playing guitar and singing in his ****ty voice. Like, when your voice is horrendous even by BBUK standards, that's when you know.

What is there to say about Dean? Can anyone name any fun or amusing things he ever did? No, you can't, because his biggest contribution to the BBUK franchise was building a tower out of sugar cubes, and then doing the same thing again eight years later (it was just as unexciting; speaking of, omfg I am still infuriated that the idiotic producers of this show thought that "tenth series" and "tenth anniversary" were the same thing.) Dean was just the boring dad of the boring BB2 house and he is still besties with Stuart Hosking to this day it's really such an injustice that Dean made it to the final, not only over obvious BB2 luminaries like Penny and Narinder, but also over people like Josh and Elizabeth (how rude @ Petemich cutting her, she and Kara-Louise were the final two that this rankdown needed.)

Dean moment that nobody remembers: when he threw a fit during the task where he had to switch places with Brian and he didn't want to "dress like a homosexual." Like, it was 2001 and all but

I'm saving Mikey (BB9) because he's ****ing hilarious. "HE'S VAIN, ARROGANT, SELFISH, A BULLY, SELF-CENTERED, ARROGANT, CONTROLLING, ARROGANT, ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF, AND ARROGANT!"

here ya go.

[Black Dagger]

Meh I'm totally fine with some early housemates being outed now. Mikey is awful but hysterical really. he's not offending me staying.

[Pete.]

What a vile crew

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

What a vile crew

The remaining awfuls shouldn't be allowed to slip through

[Shaun]

#177 - Liam McGough (BB8)


Look, ultimately there was nothing wrong with the guy, but this is a housemate that should not be finishing anywhere near the top three of any series other than perhaps 12 because everyone else was terrible. I actually thought he was one of the halfway housemates which might've excused his glaring hole in my recollection of BB8, but it turns out he wasn't. Went in the same time as Jonathan, Billi and Brian. Crazy.

Liam coasted through the series on the back of his technically-good looks (although personally he always looked a bit dead behind the eyes to me) and even managed to pocket a hundred grand on the grounds of being quite nice and 'deserving it' and ultimately, he should have the same legacy in Big Brother as Eugene and Jack and they're both already eliminated so this guy's going too. He also decided to hate on the most inoffensive housemate of the entire series in Kara-Louise, calling her a cock and routinely asking all of the other females if they hated her to try and pit her against them. What a sack of shit. Displayed other signs of classic "I was here before you so I'm more worthy of being here" qualities when he turned on Jonty in the final week and refused to let him have a present in the diary room.

He just sucked in every way and whenever he attempted to be funny it was often at the expense of one of the girls (most often the twins) and to try and fit in with Ziggy of all people. Waste of a housemate.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

#177 - Liam McGough (BB8)


Look, ultimately there was nothing wrong with the guy, but this is a housemate that should not be finishing anywhere near the top three of any series other than perhaps 12 because everyone else was terrible. I actually thought he was one of the halfway housemates which might've excused his glaring hole in my recollection of BB8, but it turns out he wasn't. Went in the same time as Jonathan, Billi and Brian. Crazy.

Liam coasted through the series on the back of his technically-good looks (although personally he always looked a bit dead behind the eyes to me) and even managed to pocket a hundred grand on the grounds of being quite nice and 'deserving it' and ultimately, he should have the same legacy in Big Brother as Eugene and Jack and they're both already eliminated so this guy's going too. He also decided to hate on the most inoffensive housemate of the entire series in Kara-Louise, calling her a cock and routinely asking all of the other females if they hated her to try and pit her against them. What a sack of shit. Displayed other signs of classic "I was here before you so I'm more worthy of being here" qualities when he turned on Jonty in the final week and refused to let him have a present in the diary room.

He just sucked in every way and whenever he attempted to be funny it was often at the expense of one of the girls (most often the twins) and to try and fit in with Ziggy of all people. Waste of a housemate.

there u go

[Pete.]

Bitch I was about to cut Kieran

[Pete.]

Elizabeth Woodcock

Do you remember that BB2 actually had 4 'finalists' as opposed to 3? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't because in fact Liz was evicted the day before the actual final in the first shock eviction of the BBUK franchise. But it wasn't a Stuart or Kathreya type shock moment upon reflection because this was someone who only managed to scrape together 2% of the vote to win (let's just bare in mind that Rex received 22% for the same position). As a result, the BB producers clearly thought that there would be no point in giving her time during the final because of how little percentage she got.

And this perfectly sums up Elizabeth's time inside the BB2 house. A lovely girl yes she was but a great housemate no she was not. The only memorable thing she did was get naked in the bath with Helen and Amma (but then again she might as well have been a rubber duck in that bath as she wasn't doing any other the screaming/flirting with Paul). I can't recall anything more she did of worth tho - I'm sure Macie will correct and educate me further. Maybe she walked onto the set of Shattered a few year early who knows?

I save Craig (for the second time) because he is clearly the best of a bad bunch that Rihce has so kindly provided us with.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Elizabeth Woodcock

Do you remember that BB2 actually had 4 'finalists' as opposed to 3? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't because in fact Liz was evicted the day before the actual final in the first shock eviction of the BBUK franchise. But it wasn't a Stuart or Kathreya type shock moment upon reflection because this was someone who only managed to scrape together 2% of the vote to win (let's just bare in mind that Rex received 22% for the same position). As a result, the BB producers clearly thought that there would be no point in giving her time during the final because of how little percentage she got.

And this perfectly sums up Elizabeth's time inside the BB2 house. A lovely girl yes she was but a great housemate no she was not. The only memorable thing she did was get naked in the bath with Helen and Amma (but then again she might as well have been a rubber duck in that bath as she wasn't doing any other the screaming/flirting with Paul). I can't recall anything more she did of worth tho - I'm sure Macie will correct and educate me further. Maybe she walked onto the set of Shattered a few year early who knows?

I save Craig (for the second time) because he is clearly the best of a bad bunch that Rihce has so kindly provided us with.

Lol funny name etc etc

[Shaun]

Ray scott and Mario need saving tbh </3

[Black Dagger]

Yes my heart will be broke if Mario is culled. Scott looks pretty in that picture as well.

[EspeonBB]

Cut Tom, Save Mario (in the name of Lisa)

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Tom McDermott (BB1)



Welp. I don't really have much of a strong opinion on Tom having only seen the first 4 weeks of BB1 and a few other bits and pieces (i.e. the Nasty Nick confrontation) but no one from BB1 had been cut yet so I thought I'd take the initiative and take the first cut.

Anyway, Tom didn't really do much in the house apart from like be vaguely bitchy about people or talk about 'life on the farm' or whatever and I could really care less about that. His more important role in the house was being Mel's toyboy after Andrew was evicted and this was a fine role to have since Mel is a goddess. Ofc the public hated her for like flirting with two men but what's to be expected this is BBUK and sexism is rife. According to Wiki he was evicted in week 6 with 30% of the vote against Craig, Anna and Darren which is really close. Thank god he left because losing Anna or Darren would have been tragic.

I don't really have an in depth analysis on Tom, I haven't seen BB1 in full but he was generally boring who really had no contributions to the series apart from being Mel's toyboy so here he his. Also apparently people found him hot and yeah... no, but I guess standards were different in 2000.

Saving Mario in the same of Lisa Appleton (who is second in this rankdown behind Imogen)

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Cut Tom, Save Mario (in the name of Lisa)

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Tom McDermott (BB1)



Welp. I don't really have much of a strong opinion on Tom having only seen the first 4 weeks of BB1 and a few other bits and pieces (i.e. the Nasty Nick confrontation) but no one from BB1 had been cut yet so I thought I'd take the initiative and take the first cut.

Anyway, Tom didn't really do much in the house apart from like be vaguely bitchy about people or talk about 'life on the farm' or whatever and I could really care less about that. His more important role in the house was being Mel's toyboy after Andrew was evicted and this was a fine role to have since Mel is a goddess. Ofc the public hated her for like flirting with two men but what's to be expected this is BBUK and sexism is rife. According to Wiki he was evicted in week 6 with 30% of the vote against Craig, Anna and Darren which is really close. Thank god he left because losing Anna or Darren would have been tragic.

I don't really have an in depth analysis on Tom, I haven't seen BB1 in full but he was generally boring who really had no contributions to the series apart from being Mel's toyboy so here he his. Also apparently people found him hot and yeah... no, but I guess standards were different in 2000.

Saving Mario in the name of Lisa Appleton (who is second in this rankdown behind Imogen)

We're cool for the summer x

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Cut Tom, Save Mario (in the name of Lisa)

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Tom McDermott (BB1)



Welp. I don't really have much of a strong opinion on Tom having only seen the first 4 weeks of BB1 and a few other bits and pieces (i.e. the Nasty Nick confrontation) but no one from BB1 had been cut yet so I thought I'd take the initiative and take the first cut.

Anyway, Tom didn't really do much in the house apart from like be vaguely bitchy about people or talk about 'life on the farm' or whatever and I could really care less about that. His more important role in the house was being Mel's toyboy after Andrew was evicted and this was a fine role to have since Mel is a goddess. Ofc the public hated her for like flirting with two men but what's to be expected this is BBUK and sexism is rife. According to Wiki he was evicted in week 6 with 30% of the vote against Craig, Anna and Darren which is really close. Thank god he left because losing Anna or Darren would have been tragic.

I don't really have an in depth analysis on Tom, I haven't seen BB1 in full but he was generally boring who really had no contributions to the series apart from being Mel's toyboy so here he his. Also apparently people found him hot and yeah... no, but I guess standards were different in 2000.

Saving Mario in the same of Lisa Appleton (who is second in this rankdown behind Imogen)

I had no recollection until I saw the picture and remembered he was the one with the boner in the red shorts.

[Pete.]

= epitome of irrelevance

[Black Dagger]

Lesleh was rightfully removed thanks to me.

[Black Dagger]

Steve went ages ago. I culled his boring ass.

[Shaun]

If I were to save and replace now what would I need to post...

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

If I were to save and replace now what would I need to post...

I think you have to save someone who hasn't been used and replace them with someone else (who Rihce hasn't nominated)

[EspeonBB]

So MB. and Jake have to choose between Josh BB2, Ray BB4, Scott BB4 and Harry BB12

Mess

[MB.]

Ray Shah (BB4)



As Rex's girlfrie... oh wait she's still in this thing.

Anyway, this is the correct (/only) order in which the BB4 finalists can be ranked:

1. That brief moment when everyone just assumed that Jon was eligible to win

2. Scott


3. Ray





4. Cameron
5. Steph

#Stameron2Getha4Eva. I don’t know what I can really say about Ray. I can’t even muster up the energy to create elaborate fan-fiction involving murder, rebellion and late night financial discussion shows about Ray. He was okay much of the time and did do quite a bit for a BB4 housemate, but the list of housemates that I like in BB4 is very limited, and Lisa and Nush are among that list. And guess who was responsible (yes solely why not) for getting rid of those two godessas-ish? None other than Raymond Shah himself. First of all, he became Big Brother UK’s first ever Head of House and had to nominate three housemates for eviction for reasons I can’t quite remember (this is BB4 we’re talking about, as if anything’s memorable), and put beloved People’s Princess Lisa Jeynes on the nominations block. Granted, he also nominated Cameron and Steph and she was evicted with over 80% of the public vote, but still. What could have been. Then, if that wasn’t enough, Ray went against nominating (Cameron and) Steph in the final week and instead turned on ally Nush, delivering the third crucial vote that nominated her alongside Cameron. And, what with the British public circa 2003 comprising complete and utter morons, we all know how that one went. In the process, Ray harmed his chances of winning and in turn strengthened Cameron's chances and then Cameron won and yes I’m basically saying that all global conflict and struggle can be put down to Ray Shah and he is the worst person to have ever walked this planet. Well, maybe just ahead of Steph.

Postscript: remember when Ray was on BOTS this series? Yeah me neither.


I'm saving Harry because the latter series cull is happening too fast (deserved or not - like, I've already had to literally invent a character in place of writing about Louise Cliffe, one BB12er's enough for one week) and there's a worrying amount of early series deadwood left and also I guess I have to like housemates named Harry by default after this series so stick that banana up your... um... box of frosted flakes.

(-hides from Shaun-)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Ray Shah (BB4)



As Rex's girlfrie... oh wait she's still in this thing.

Anyway, this is the correct (/only) order in which the BB4 finalists can be ranked:

1. That brief moment when everyone just assumed that Jon was eligible to win

2. Scott


3. Ray





4. Cameron
5. Steph

#Stameron2Getha4Eva. I don’t know what I can really say about Ray. I can’t even muster up the energy to create elaborate fan-fiction involving murder, rebellion and late night financial discussion shows about Ray. He was okay much of the time and did do quite a bit for a BB4 housemate, but the list of housemates that I like in BB4 is very limited, and Lisa and Nush are among that list. And guess who was responsible (yes solely why not) for getting rid of those two godessas-ish? None other than Raymond Shah himself. First of all, he became Big Brother UK’s first ever Head of House and had to nominate three housemates for eviction for reasons I can’t quite remember (this is BB4 we’re talking about, as if anything’s memorable), and put beloved People’s Princess Lisa Jeynes on the nominations block. Granted, he also nominated Cameron and Steph and she was evicted with over 80% of the public vote, but still. What could have been. Then, if that wasn’t enough, Ray went against nominating (Cameron and) Steph in the final week and instead turned on ally Nush, delivering the third crucial vote that nominated her alongside Cameron. And, what with the British public circa 2003 comprising complete and utter morons, we all know how that one went. In the process, Ray harmed his chances of winning and in turn strengthened Cameron's chances and then Cameron won and yes I’m basically saying that all global conflict and struggle can be put down to Ray Shah and he is the worst person to have ever walked this planet. Well, maybe just ahead of Steph.

Postscript: remember when Ray was on BOTS this series? Yeah me neither.


I'm saving Harry because the latter series cull is happening too fast (deserved or not - like, I've already had to literally invent a character in place of writing about Louise Cliffe, one BB12er's enough for one week) and there's a worrying amount of early series deadwood left and also I guess I have to like housemates named Harry by default after this series so stick that banana up your... um... box of frosted flakes.

(-hides from Shaun-)

I always knew Shrek 5 wasn't going to be as good as the others.

[MB.]

(I'm not interested in any of those four people so don't look into it too much)