[luminoussun]

I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?

[Taijitu]

Originally posted by luminoussun
I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?

Yeah I know thats what I was thinking. Seems more pervy to go looking for someone you Know has gone to a quiet place to chug one off.

Perhaps Rodrigo secretly wanted to join him but didnt have the nerve so asked the others to come along and hold his hand?

[BB22]

This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.

I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.

What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.

Such ignorance...

[kjago]

who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS WANK IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.

[Entervoice]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.

that was funny

[phil2004uk]

Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.

I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...

Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude

[Jackie]

Marcus was speechless...........................ha ha now who's calling him a wanker

[Zien]

whio the hell would want to see or join (as some are suggesting!!) the slimy creepy tw*t w**king off - OMG the thought makes me vomit

[Happigail]

Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey

Oh god LMAO!

[Happigail]

Originally posted by hennessy
internet cafe while let you get away with some stuff I tell ya

ohh a napkin

*spits out tea!*

[CaraRawr]

Oh dear lord, looool.

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by BB22
This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.

I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.

What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.

Such ignorance...

Some posters don't seem to understand the difference between the normality of the 'act' itself - and the abnomality of 'broadcasting said act beforehand' to millions of public viewers!

Such ignorance ...

[Zien]

Originally posted by Happigail

Oh god LMAO!

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by phil2004uk

I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...

Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude

Have you ever attempted to get a girl drunk with the intention of taking advantage of her? That is a crime!

Can't you see the difference?

[Lee.]

Originally posted by happyland
pardon the pun, but who really gives a toss?

I find it more shocking that the others thought it was ok to burst in on him during such an, erm, personal moment..

I've changed my mind now: it was absolutely hilarious (partly because Marcus took it so well) I loved Siavash lying on his back kicking his legs laughing!

[nickc25]

lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.

[StrawberryCake]

did anyone else find it hilarious? my boyfriend and I were laughing for a long time after

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.

A "HERO"is someone who runs in a burning house to rescue a abby ,not a dirty little man/boy on bb ,GET A GRIP FFS

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.

I thought it was more pervy than priceless

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by BBmassive

I thought it was more pervy than priceless

It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON

It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete

[nickc25]

Originally posted by BBmassive

All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete

you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?

I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.

[ange7]

Originally posted by masonbason

U must be joking otherwise Marcus will put his deathclaw killer karate move on all three of them,

Yeah but 9 times out of 10 Marcus' "deathclaw" is busy

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by nickc25

you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?

I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.

The fact that Marcus told everyone (Rodders and Public)
that he was about to do it - is not normal behaviour - dress it up how you like!

[fannanne]

Me and my partner nearly peed our self. So,So funny.::la ugh2::laug h2: