[SoBig]

GALVESTON, Texas – A Texas man was behind bars Monday after breaking into a stranger's apartment and biting her neck, claiming he was a 500-year-old vampire who "needed to feed," the Houston Chronicle reported.

Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, is being held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault after the incident, which occurred early Saturday in Galveston, Texas, about 50 miles southeast of Houston.

Wearing only boxer shorts, Bensley forced his way into the apartment of a woman he did not know and made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting his victim in her bed, officers told the paper.

The woman managed to get away and call police, who found Bensley in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."

Bensley also told police, "I'm a vampire and I've been alive for over 500 years," according to Erickson.

Emergency medical personnel said the suspect did not appear to be under the influence of drugs. Authorities accordingly placed a mental health hold on Bensley and set his bond at $40,000, the paper reported.

The woman, meanwhile, suffered minor injuries, according to KTRK-TV.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/16...eeded-to-feed/

[Marc]

what the hell!!?

What a loon!

[Saph]

lool "needed to feed" ;D

[Niall]

[Ammi]

If he's a vampire, prison wont hold him

[Lee.]

Does anybody else feel strangely exited by the fact that vampires maybe DO exist??

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Does anybody else feel strangely exited by the fact that vampires maybe DO exist??

Hey, whats with the 'maybe'

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Hey, whats with the 'maybe'

Yeah, you're right! This just proves what I've been saying for ages!

[Ammi]

This thread should be merged with the 'steaks' thread

[Shaun]

-thinks he's kinda hot-

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Yeah, you're right! This just proves what I've been saying for ages!

....and they all look like Damien, don't you forget it

*so want's to be bitten*

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

....and they all look like Damien, don't you forget it

*so want's to be bitten*

same

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hopefully the judge will be "too long in the tooth" to buy that defense

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Ammi

This thread should be merged with the 'steaks' thread

[Livia]

What a monumental cock.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Hopefully the judge will be "too long in the tooth" to buy that defense

Hahaha he could be a pain in the neck........boom boom

[Ammi]

Haha, just had a thought, was it a case of a crush on the girl 'necks-door' maybe
-I bore myself sometimes-

[Suze]

He broke into her apartment Doesn't he know Vampire rules and that he needs an invite

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Haha, just had a thought, was it a case of a crush on the girl 'necks-door' maybe
-I bore myself sometimes-

oh ammi, these jokes are going straight for the jugular...

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Suze

He broke into her apartment Doesn't he know Vampire rules and that he needs an invite

He was ok, her apartment was in the Vampire State Building

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh ammi, these jokes are going straight for the jugular...

I know, I'll stop now, am off to cook myself a fangfurter........

[Ammi]

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