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Old 25-11-2012, 03:24 AM #1
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My clotted and dripping discharge was oozing down my clammy thighs and it left a moist sensation thrusting through my weeping gash.
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Here iv made a wee paper plane

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I love just watching fishtanks its theraputic
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Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.
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Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.
Call me...
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Mine's not very dirty... just sort of erotic..
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Mine's not very dirty... just sort of erotic..
It's a start...
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I bet Marc's.... erm.... holding himself whilst reading this thread.
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He took out his lubricated fingers before pressing them onto her mound as he watched the efforts of his work squirt out of her swollen sex like a wild river towards his newly painted roof.
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