[Marc]

You all know what I'm on about.

Trying to be polite and not pass wind. Then it gets all trapped and it kills!!

who else is this polite and inflicts this pain on themselves?

[Vicky.]

I tend to just do it..otherwise I try to hold it and it comes out anyway but is 50x louder than it would have been to begin with

[Marc]

I work with people so I can't just go around parping when serving food ah

[Ninastar]

I do it and blame the kids

[Alf]

Just let it ripple, we all do it, what's to be embarrassed about?

[Jessica.]

I do not break wind.

[Marcus.]

i do
but when i need to do it i go out the shop (red cross) and then do it and run back

[Alf]

Silent and smelly are the best, you can blame someone else then

[Z]

There is a special place reserved in hell for people who fart in night clubs and then move away

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Zee

There is a special place reserved in hell for people who fart in night clubs and then move away

Doing it when you dance is the best opportunity, then just pretend to be disgusted