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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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Old 09-08-2013, 01:07 PM #1
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youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too
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So not funny.
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youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too
I like his humour. Much better than all the bitching in the house.

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So not funny.
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The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.
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They are not world beaters in any way but I like his smile and laugh at the end of them.
He tries and is harmless with it too.
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The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.
try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co
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try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co
all the jokes he does are little ones xmas cracker type very easy to remember
espec if your going on bb. i like his silly humour though. just a shame he isnt funny himself
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erm yeah?
I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?
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I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?
maybe maybe not
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yooo wa gwans Zippy, wa gwans tho wa gwans like?
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I found it very interesting that BB edited out the many rude sexist jokes.
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I like Sam the most when he is asleep.
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They are quite possibly the funniest jokes I have ever heard
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Maybe the utter dullard can buy a better joke-book with the 100k he's about to steal in just over a week
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what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO
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what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO
That joke is so piggin old I knew 20 yrs ago in the vein of book names -
Yellow River by I P Daily
Brown Fingers by Picasso
Over the Cliff by Hugo First
Broken Window by Eva Brick
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The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.
Your right! Sam just isn't funny.If Sam (was awake) and the twins had a contest to find out who was the funniest the twins would win hands down, and they are not funny at all but would still beat Sam. lol

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