[lippyzippy]

youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too

[HBB1508]

So not funny.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by lippyzippy

youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too

I like his humour. Much better than all the bitching in the house.

[RichardG]

Originally Posted by HBB1508

So not funny.

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[MatthewS]

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[smeagol]

The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

[joeysteele]

They are not world beaters in any way but I like his smile and laugh at the end of them.
He tries and is harmless with it too.

[lippyzippy]

Originally Posted by smeagol

The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Are you Zippy?

[lippyzippy]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

Are you Zippy?

erm yeah?

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by lippyzippy

try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co

all the jokes he does are little ones xmas cracker type very easy to remember
espec if your going on bb. i like his silly humour though. just a shame he isnt funny himself

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by lippyzippy

erm yeah?

I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?

[lippyzippy]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?

maybe maybe not

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by lippyzippy

maybe maybe not

yooo wa gwans Zippy, wa gwans tho wa gwans like?

[Johnnyuk123]

I found it very interesting that BB edited out the many rude sexist jokes.

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Sam the most when he is asleep.

[Josy]

They are quite possibly the funniest jokes I have ever heard

[Black Dagger]

Maybe the utter dullard can buy a better joke-book with the 100k he's about to steal in just over a week

[lippyzippy]

what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by lippyzippy

what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO

That joke is so piggin old I knew 20 yrs ago in the vein of book names -
Yellow River by I P Daily
Brown Fingers by Picasso
Over the Cliff by Hugo First
Broken Window by Eva Brick

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by smeagol

The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

Your right! Sam just isn't funny.If Sam (was awake) and the twins had a contest to find out who was the funniest the twins would win hands down, and they are not funny at all but would still beat Sam. lol