[arista]

No fella
do not eat chips
Eat Fish.



Madame Wave your Fists at the buggers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ins-towns.html

[Liam-]

Yes, get rid of them all.

[Niamh.]

No, absolutely not

[Scarlett.]

Kill the buggers, one divebombed me the other day.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We should be eating them tbh

[arista]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Yes, get rid of them all.

No it seems there are to many
in some areas
so reduce those places.

[Scarlett.]

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

We should be eating them tbh

Yes I think they are a Good Cooked Bird

[arista]

Originally Posted by Chewy

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

No Chewy I get the feeling they have gone for you
while getting open chips.


Just Wave your Fist at them

[armand.kay]

no.

[LukeB]

No

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

No, absolutely not

So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

[Benjamin]

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull?

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Chewy

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull?

Thanks Ben Corrected



Life In The Fast Lane

[Crimson Dynamo]

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by arista

So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist

Yes I know they are Gulls
but so many sea them as Sea Gulls

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

Merging into another crazy thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here a happy, carefree Neem arrives at Cork harbour after a brief visit to Bangor to buy tights and facecreams. Although she is slightly intoxicated she gets a nasty shock...

Youtube video

[arista]

Yes LT
a Great Technicolor Film

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

Aaah I do love a good crossover thread.

[user104658]

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

[smudgie]

No, the gulls are the sound of the seaside...just cover your ruddy food.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

I think they're planing on targeting their nests rather than the birds temselves