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Has anyone got a spare poop bag?....
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Sod orf
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"I can't stay in there, my eyes are stinging, I'll stand guard instead"
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Sod orf
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Why can't my owner just do it in the street, like me?
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Piss orf.
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Kate's dog refuses to sniff fish.
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Sod orf
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"I told her not to have the vindaloo"
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...in honour of Alf and his Beatles appreciation...
![]() When I’m in my COVID bubble... and mother Mary comes to pee... Keep 2 metre distance and let her pee... Let her pee, let her pee... Let her pee, let her pee.. Boris’ words of wisdom... Let her pee...
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Sod orf
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How much is that doggy in the sh!t house
The one with the waggly tail How much is that doggy in the sh!t house I do hope that doggy's for sale |
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Sod orf
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Who let the dogs out? Poo, poo poo poo
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self-oscillating
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the boss is writing a letter
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Sod orf
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"Can we have a bit of privacy please, her Majesty is sat on her throne"
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Sod orf
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Poop Doggy Dog
Or Poop Dog |
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“Out of your butthole??”
“Yeah!!” “Lead and everything??” “Yeah! I swear I don’t even remember putting it up there!” |
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The voice of reason
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I seem to be dragging a turd behind me .....
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...they said I would have a lead part in a blockbuster, not a drain buster...
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Last edited by Ammi; 03-04-2021 at 12:28 PM. |
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Sod orf
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All dogs go to urinals
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Sod orf
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"When you've finished crapping could you buy me some of these strawberry flavoured balloons"
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Sod orf
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Backstage at crufts and pre-performance nerves get the better of one Contestant
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self-oscillating
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poop guard(tm) giving the privacy we all deserve
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