[The Human Santapede]

Here you go Picto...

Lesson 1:
Greetings:

(All MUST be said in high pitched manner while waving hands erratically)

*Hiya darling
*Oh My god! No way!
*(high pitched scream that lasts 5 seconds. no more, no less)


Responses: (straight lingo - gay lingo)

* Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!

* Plese don't answer me back - Shut your face and know your place (followed by flicking of the hair and the eye glare)



lesson 2 tomorrow (includes what to say to ugly people, people with no dress sense and how to cuss another gay in a bitch fight)


oh and as a class assignment we will be researching how to deal with unwanted trouser snakes (i.e. Ross' willy)