[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Did he come out of a the wardrobe or closet.

Funnier than Parmy's joke.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Funnier than Parmy's joke.

Not my joke...like i said. Im praying a lesbian told it for me to laugh.

[kirklancaster]

QUOTE=parmnion;10007816]Not my joke...like i said. Im praying a lesbian told it for me to laugh.[/QUOTE]

I've got a better one which I invented myself:

I was sat with my mate in a bar in Blackpool and the double doors were wide open and we could see the car park through the opening.

A white transit van pulls up outside, parks and a big butch-looking lesbian gets out of the driver's seat and a stunning young long-legged skimpily dressed blonde gets out of the passenger seat.

They both go around to the side door of the van, open it, get in and slide the door shut.

For ten minutes my mate and I watch as the van bounces up and down and we could clearly hear orgasmic screams and moaning.

Then they both get out of the back of the van and the blond arranges her clothing and they enter the bar and take stools near to us.

My mate was in love with the blonde and could not take his eyes off her - much to the obvious annoyance of her butch partner who kept giving him hostile looks.

Finally, the butch lesbian gets up and comes over to him:

"I feel sorry for you, you sad twot" she says to my mate, "you're obviously frustrated and too ugly to pull a woman and you can't take your leery eyes off my affair".

My mate was bricking it - this girl was HUGE.

"She's... She's gorgeous though, I'm sorry". He said.

The butch girl looks across at the blonde, then at my mate: "I know she's gorgeous, but I do feel sorry for you. I don't usually do this but, would you like to sniff her cont?"

My mate answered; "Fecking right I would"

Spoiler:

At which, point, the bull stuck her fingers under his nose.