[user104658]

"We would like a cake please"
"Is it a wedding cake u look like gays "
"No, it is a birthday cake"
"Oh... that's OK then. What would you like."
"We would like it to have three tiers please."
"Three tiers... OK. What about icing?"
"Just white icing please all over."
"Just... just white icing you say... ... OK what about writing?"
"No writing on our birthday cake thanks."
"Decorations?"
"We would like two small figurines of men in tuxedos on the top of the cake please."
"EY! Wait a damn minute, what is this?? I said no wedding cakes!"
"No no no! It's a birthday cake. For twins. Can you have them holding hands please?"