[Matthew.]

one time me and my friend went into town so we got the train and on the train i started taking this MASSIVE fkn coughing fit and we was sitting facing this man and his wife who had a neck brace and i drank heaps of water because some ICON of a train worker lady gave me one for free and once i finished it i coughed again and the man was like “excuse me do you mind” and i was like “what do you mean” and he was like “well i think you’re laying that on a bit thick” and i couldn’t think of anything clever to say so i just popped out a strepsil and put it in my mouth, fkn dickhead of a prick

the worst one i can think of

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

one time me and my friend went into town so we got the train and on the train i started taking this MASSIVE fkn coughing fit and we was sitting facing this man and his wife who had a neck brace and i drank heaps of water because some ICON of a train worker lady gave me one for free and once i finished it i coughed again and the man was like “excuse me do you mind” and i was like “what do you mean” and he was like “well i think you’re laying that on a bit thick” and i couldn’t think of anything clever to say so i just popped out a strepsil and put it in my mouth, fkn dickhead of a prick

the worst one i can think of

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by montblanc

in hindsight idk why i added that detail because that had nothing to do with what happened did it

[Greg!]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

one time me and my friend went into town so we got the train and on the train i started taking this MASSIVE fkn coughing fit and we was sitting facing this man and his wife who had a neck brace and i drank heaps of water because some ICON of a train worker lady gave me one for free and once i finished it i coughed again and the man was like “excuse me do you mind” and i was like “what do you mean” and he was like “well i think you’re laying that on a bit thick” and i couldn’t think of anything clever to say so i just popped out a strepsil and put it in my mouth, fkn dickhead of a prick

the worst one i can think of

Wtf I would fume

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Greg!

Wtf I would fume

i would have but i was constantly coughing and god knows what would have happened, maybe a bit of spit would have left my mouth and landed on him which could have landed in me being arrested and ugh what a mess that would have been