[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Well I mean, you probably could. You could make anything up. You could say that a small, friendly kitten scaled the house walls from the outside and - - it was a TALKING kitten! And it told them all tales from the outside, and gave them messages from their loved ones, before sprouting wings and hovering off of the ground. Hanging there in the air, the kitten's face begins to morph and shift... it's Kay! It's a kitten with Kay's face! The kitten is her spirit animal, and she is meditating outside, astral projecting the talking kay-kitten into the house to let them know that in the end everything will be OK. A small gopher pops it's cheeky head from the ground... it's Lewis F! He's OK too! Him and Kay have made up and formed a vegan prayer circle in order to communicate through the mysterious power of shamanism. Most of the housemates are shocked. But not Cameron. He isn't shocked. He knew about the power of astral projection all along... because you see... Cameron is not really there. Cameron is the spirit animal of Brian Dowling, who has used his own mystic powers to enter the house and come out as gay, echoing his own tale from so many years ago, and hoping to recreate his win - the highlight of his life.


.... ..... .............. .... so all I'm really saying is that you prollies could make up that people have some double standards. It's a relatively small imagining.