[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Big Brother 5 - Launch Night
1. Nadia
2. Victor
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Emma
6. Stuart
7. Daniel
8. Kitten
9. Vanessa
10. Jason
11. Marco
12. Ahmed

Not here for Ahmed (or as Davina kept saying, ARGHmed) the raging homophobe

I was eating my breakfast when we were introduced to Jason! Ffs! “The Shagger from the ‘Shire”

And then we have Kitten, who decides to have a casual strop just before entering the house because she couldn’t find her girlfriend in the crowd

Week 1
1. Nadia (-)
2. Emma (+3)
3. Shell (+1)
4. Jason (+6)
5. Michelle (-2)
6. Victor (-4)
7. Ahmed (+5)
8. Kitten (-)
9. Daniel (-2)
10. Stuart (-4)
11. Vanessa (-2)
12. Marco (-1)

I just realised who Kitten reminds me of... Lady Sovereign
Just not as irritating

“This is for the queen! And this is for aristocracy!”
Poor Liz

Davina saying the only rule Kitten didn’t break was physical violence - not Kitten using offensive language that we didn’t see

“Idk why I was booed to be honest”
“Maybe it was because you were doing the V-sign at them”
“No, that was at The Sun”
Drag the bastards Kitten!