[Matthew.]

Derek speaking to himself in the kitchen

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hamging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”