[Matthew.]

Lesley just looks less and less impressed as everyone comes in

[Matthew.]

“Hi everyone! I’m Carole and I’m from WOO WOO WOO! East London!”

[Matthew.]

BB8 - Launch Ranking (First Impressions)
1. Lesley
2. Carole
3. Charley
4. Laura
5. Nicky
6. Tracey
7. Emily
8. Sam & Amanda
9. Shabnam
10. Chanelle

That was a great launch! I think this is the first C4 civillian launch that I’ve seen that I pretty much liked everyone? (apart from one) I remember seeing someone say in here a while ago that it really felt like the start of the summer and that’s true!

[Matthew.]

Lesley: “The cooker is in the bedroom”
Laura: “Are we allowed to...”
Lesley: “See that little red bed in the corner, they told me I’d have that little red one in the corner there”
Laura: “Hmmm I don’t think they told you that.” (walks off)

[Matthew.]

Talking about wanting some men in the house and Charley’s just like “I’m not a lesbian, not being horrible if anyone is but I’m not!”

[Epic.]

"Get Ashleigh Out!" chants when she's not up for eviction are horrific. I know she wasn't edited positively this week, but the public had been firmly against Helen for weeks and when someone FINALLY decides to scheme against her and turn the tables on her house control, it's suddenly an awful thing to do despite it being what people have wanted to happen to Helen for weeks. Casual fans of this show can be so bloody fickle and this is proof of it!

[Matthew.]

Laura: “My friends call me Wangers!”
Lesley: “What, what do they call you?”
Laura: “Wangers. W-A-N-G-E-R-S. Wangers.”
Lesley: “Wanners?”
Laura: (laughs)
Lesley: “No sorry, I’m trying!”
Laura: “See everyone calls me Wangers. WANG-ERS.”
Lesley: “Oh, WANG-ers?”
Laura: “Big boobs!”
Lesley: “Oh right! Fine. And you like that?”

[Epic.]

Marlon: We know what ugly girl--well, we know that GIRLS on the outside are 90% of the voters and who would they rather see with their top off on TV? Him (Ash) or Matthew? That's what you gotta think. Who they wanna see with their top off?

Marlon is TRASH omg , talking about girls looks and implying ugly ones will be desperate to see Ash shirtless, bitch you look like Jason Derulo after his expiration date?

[Epic.]

Steven is such a creep, I hate his guts so much

[Matthew.]

“Were you alive during the war?”
“Of course! My husband was on the D-Day landing beaches!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

BB8 - Launch Ranking (First Impressions)
1. Lesley
2. Carole
3. Charley
4. Laura
5. Nicky
6. Tracey
7. Emily
8. Sam & Amanda
9. Shabnam
10. Chanelle

That was a great launch! I think this is the first C4 civillian launch that I’ve seen that I pretty much liked everyone? (apart from one) I remember seeing someone say in here a while ago that it really felt like the start of the summer and that’s true!

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

[Epic.]

Oh my god now they're doing a task where Mark and Christopher have to guess which housemate is the young child in a photo while Big Brother tell them facts about the childhood of the person in that picture to make them guess who they're being shown, and it's been revealed that when Steven was 4, he told his nursery class that his house burnt down so they'd give him money. He's so inherently evil

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Were you alive during the war?”
“Of course! My husband was on the D-Day landing beaches!”

I think something did came out after the show that Lesley was a fraud the whole time but that only makes me find her funnier

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

Shabz is too low</3

[Epic.]

*Mark's baby photo appears to Mark and Christopher*
Christopher: You looked absolutely beautifu--
Mark: It's me--yeah shuddup!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I think something did came out after the show that Lesley was a fraud the whole time but that only makes me find her funnier



Shabz is too low</3

Lying legend

and I was actually going into this expecting to really dislike Shabnam based on a few clips I’d seen on Hayden’s YT channel before but she’s actually been alright so far

[Matthew.]

Laura shouting “IT’S A STRIPPER! ” when Ziggy came in

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Starting BB8 and the house is a mess

The bath and kitchen sink are right next to each other, and they are both in the living room. And as of that wasn’t strange enough, the oven is in the bedroom! And you’d thought you’d heard the worst, the fridge is in the GARDEN

Originally Posted by Jake.

I think the theme for BB8’s house was “annoyance” or something

Iirc the theme was “Everything in the place” or wtte

[Epic.]

Maybe it's just that BB15 is much worse in its later weeks but I've found these first four weeks great<3. I heard plenty of complaints of it going stale after Toya leaves, but I've been LOVING Ashleigh's vengeful grumpy miserable sod edit and has been the highlight lately<3.

Normally when housemates hear their name chanted to be out, they're either stunned and speechless or they chant along to hide their disappointment. In Ashleigh's case, as SOON as she heard her chants, she says these full blown sentences articulated perfectly despite being verbally attacked by the crowd

[Matthew.]

Ziggy reminds me of Lewis Bloor from CBB18 - and by that, I mean that I think he’s a smarmy pillock

[Epic.]

Omg I LOVE Ashleigh and her being completely unbothered by the chants and basically telling Danielle not to worry at all



Her "I know..." response

[Matthew.]

Lesley: (crying)
Emily: “Lesley, are you alright”
Lesley: “Yes, I’m just sniffing my mattress!”

[Epic.]

*crowd chants "Get Ashleigh Out" and "Get Ash Out" again at second part of the eviction*
Ashleigh: I dunno whether it's me or him...
Christopher: Don't worry about it.
Ashleigh: They're still shouting me, I'm not even up...

[Matthew.]

Aw they’re all just talking about religion and someone talks about fasting for Ramadan, so Laura says “Oh maybe I might join that culture!” and they all just stop speaking </3

[Epic.]

*after Matthew's eviction*
Ash: *pats Mark on shoulder* How are you mate?
Mark: Ya I'm not baaaad... *mutters under breath* Oh fook...... oh fooking hell *flees to toilet as tears roll down face*

I feel bad for him but this is so dramatic

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

*after Matthew's eviction*
Ash: *pats Mark on shoulder* How are you mate?
Mark: Ya I'm not baaaad... *mutters under breath* Oh fook...... oh fooking hell *flees to toilet as tears roll down face*

I feel bad for him but this is so dramatic

Mark? Dramatic? Never!