[Matthew.]

I wasn’t expecting the Emily incident to happen this episode oops. Was actually starting to like her as well.

“McDonald’s. Barbie. Herbal Essences. ”

I liked how Nicky’s instant reaction was to go “Didn’t you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year?” and ask Emily where she lives though

and Laura comes along for a nosey...
Charley: “The camera will have heard it. Camera hears everything!”
Laura: “Yeah well I didn’t, tell me what she said!”

[Babayaro.]

Lmao Ziggy is such a messy housemate at times

[Matthew.]

Laura: “You just whisper a little bit?”
Chanelle: “Oh sorry”
Ziggy: “No worries”
Laura: “It’s not that, it’s just the things you say make me feel sick!”

[Matthew.]

Seany has entered the house and Shabnam has just dragged him into the lobby to just say “THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 1 - Ziggy in
1. Lesley (-)
2. Laura (+2)
3. Carole (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Charley (-2)
6. Nicky (-1)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Shabnam (+1)
9. Ziggy (N/E)
10. Emily (-3)
11. Chanelle (-1)

Week 2 - Emily out, Gerry & Seany in
1. Charley (+4)
2. Lesley (-1)
3. Laura (-1)
4. Shabnam (+4)
5. Nicky (+1)
6. Tracey (-2)
7. Carole (-4)
8. Gerry (N/E)
9. Sam & Amanda (-2)
10. Seany (N/E)
11. Chanelle (-)
12. Ziggy (-3)
13. Emily (-3)

Ik I’m probably going to really dislike Gerry, but there wasn’t really anything in his VT or entrance that would justify putting him in red rn. A shame because when I think of Big Brother and Jerry, I think of lovely Jerry McDonald from BBUS, but considering the impact I hear that this one made, sounds like that’s going to change </3

[Epic.]

"HELLO, I'M GERRY, I'M 29, AND I'M FROM GREECE!"

[Matthew.]

Ziggy is such a bellend omd, Laura talking about how she feels bad when people are shouting Get [NAME] Out, and he’s telling her to stop going on about it as if she’s been going on about it for hours on end, but she’s mentioned it about twice and she was just trying to be nice? His Mr Nice Guy mask is slipping imo

Had to laugh at Laura replying “Just because it was you! GOD!” even though it wasn’t him, it was Charley

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Epic.

"HELLO, I'M GERRY, I'M 29, AND I'M FROM GREECE!"

His only enjoyable moment... this would've been more funny had he not lasted 70 ****ing days

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Ziggy is such a bellend omd, Laura talking about how she feels bad when people are shouting Get [NAME] Out, and he’s telling her to stop going on about it as if she’s been going on about it for hours on end, but she’s mentioned it about twice and she was just trying to be nice? His Mr Nice Guy mask is slipping imo

Had to laugh at Laura replying “Just because it was you! GOD!” even though it wasn’t him, it was Charley

Just because it was you, GOD

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Seany has entered the house and Shabnam has just dragged him into the lobby to just say “THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP”

Just wait till you get to her eviction night where the male housemates enter and things happen like

Jonathan: *enters*
Shabnam: *hugs Jonathan* YOU LOOK WICKED. YOU REALLY DO. AND I THINK I'M GOING TO BE EVICTED.

-said almost half an hour before result is announced-

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Just because it was you, GOD

[Headie]

When Jonathan enters and Shabz immediately takes it upon herself to act as a wing woman for Carole <3

"THIS IS CAROLE AND SHE'S THE MOST WONDER LADY EVER... THE MOST WONDERFUL LADY YOU COULD IMAGINE... AND SO KIND"

[Matthew.]

I knew there was something I didn’t like about Seany and watching him pull Lesley’s sheets off her bed and pushing her to tears confirmed that he is an absolute bastard. What an awful person he is.

The next day, Lesley announces she is walking and here comes Seany with his fake apology. Good on Lesley for not accepting it and telling him “No, you’re not in the least bit sorry.”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

When Jonathan enters and Shabz immediately takes it upon herself to act as a wing woman for Carole <3

"THIS IS CAROLE AND SHE'S THE MOST WONDER LADY EVER... THE MOST WONDERFUL LADY YOU COULD IMAGINE... AND SO KIND"

Yeah I can’t really imagine her going crazy at all the other late entrants and not the others tbf

[Epic.]

"Every Saturday, my mum, who's 51, my dad who's 56, me who's 23, then, my brother who's 21, Charlie, 18, Sammy, 13, my--not mother, my YOUNGER NAN who's 69, and my other grandad which is 74, all of us, go to the same salon every single Saturday, all get our eyebrows touched up, and all go and have facials and all go and have massages all together. Every, single, Saturday!"

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

"Every Saturday, my mum, who's 51, my dad who's 56, me who's 23, then, my brother who's 21, Charlie, 18, Sammy, 13, my--not mother, my YOUNGER NAN who's 69, and my other grandad which is 74, all of us, go to the same salon every single Saturday, all get our eyebrows touched up, and all go and have facials and all go and have massages all together. Every, single, Saturday!"

I remember that, ugh he’s such a boring bastard

[Epic.]

Helen: My first nomination is going to Ashleigh. She makes out that she is a victim in the house when, to be quite honest with ya, she's probably one of the biggest gobs in the house. She says certain things that are COMPLETELY insensitive to other people's feelings, and also she's making people not as relaxed around her because they're scared that because 'SHE'S ONLY EIGHTEEN' everyone's supposed to feel sorry for her! And I don't want somebody in the house that affects people's natural behaviour and their personality and I think that's what she does..."

POT!
KETTLE!
BLACK!
HELEN!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 29/30 Highlights (Matthew Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Matthew (-)
8. Jale (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Kimberly (-)
11. Helen (+2) (she was my least favourite civilian housemate ever up until this update)
12. Ash (-1)
13. Marlon (-1)

Day 31/32 Highlights (Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Jale and Marlon nominated)
1. Ashleigh
2. Danielle
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Chris
6. Winston
7. Jale
8. Steven
9. Kimberly
10. Ash (+1)
11. Marlon (+1)
12. Helen (-2)

Was looking forward to getting one last update in before I went to sleep but was delayed by the WiFi crashing, occuring RIGHT after the coming up segment featured me reaching the infamous 'Open it...' line for the first time. Having got the WiFi working again, I watched the rest of the episode, dreading the impending moment, and as it occured whilst Steven rustled his (presumably) nose-picking hands through Kimberly's lady parts while smugly whispering 'Open it...', I began questioning my own sanity and if I will ever fall asleep now.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I knew there was something I didn’t like about Seany and watching him pull Lesley’s sheets off her bed and pushing her to tears confirmed that he is an absolute bastard. What an awful person he is.

The next day, Lesley announces she is walking and here comes Seany with his fake apology. Good on Lesley for not accepting it and telling him “No, you’re not in the least bit sorry.”

He gets better tbf. That's the only 'bad' thing he did. He gets quite a lot of unjust hate on here lol.

[Babayaro.]

Speaking of Seany, I've never seen a house so devastated by an eviction before

[CiaraNelly2000]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I wasn’t expecting the Emily incident to happen this episode oops. Was actually starting to like her as well.

“McDonald’s. Barbie. Herbal Essences. ”

I liked how Nicky’s instant reaction was to go “Didn’t you watch Celebrity Big Brother this year?” and ask Emily where she lives though

and Laura comes along for a nosey...
Charley: “The camera will have heard it. Camera hears everything!”
Laura: “Yeah well I didn’t, tell me what she said!”

The reason she said McDonalds etc and brands is because she (as an intelligent female) knew that the live feed would start playing bird songs bc that’s what happens when brands are mentioned on the live feed. I love how she thought of that on the spot

[CiaraNelly2000]

Day48 (I think)
On bb8
It’s the start of BB birthday week
Gerry and Nicky (queen) are nominated
Charley: I’m not gonna ****ing be a clown I’m scared of them
Charley: I don’t care if we fail
Charley: I’m the one and only Charley
Chanelle: I’m the West Yorkshire IT girl
Charley: ugh that made me laugh

[CiaraNelly2000]

Guys do we get warnings if we swear because i just swear naturally without even thinking

[CiaraNelly2000]

Originally Posted by star12umar30

Guys do we get warnings if we swear because i just swear naturally without even thinking

Me getting suspended tease

[CiaraNelly2000]

Sorry if this is off topic but I just wanna say
When I turn 18 in 3 years hopefully Big Brother will be back by then I will audition and be accepted and I will be an iconic housemate.
I’m 15 right now and my name iS Umar. Watch out for me in 3 years.

Also yes to stay on topic I am spending my year 10 Christmas holidays rewatching BB8.
I guess I am unique I don’t know any other BB superfans my age